Why can't a man living in New York be buried in Chicago ?

Because he's still alive

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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👤︎ u/benabramowitz18
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?

Wiggly Field!

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👤︎ u/smrkk
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call a Christmas elf from Chicago?

Chance the wrapper

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👤︎ u/egstein01
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call a loud person from Chicago?

Illinoise

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👤︎ u/ipsumloremdolor
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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The amount of wind in Chicago really...

Blows me away.

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👤︎ u/ClickedRandomly
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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The Polar Vortex forced them to cancel tonight's performance of Hamilton in Chicago.

Once again, brrr killed Hamilton.

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👤︎ u/NatrixHasYou
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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👤︎ u/GeoffPlitt
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Milkshakes on Chicago's Navy Pier
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👤︎ u/FaerieStories
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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My favorite t-shirt in the museum of science in Chicago
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👤︎ u/gr3ave
📅︎ May 30 2014
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Seen on the ceiling of a Chicago train. imgur.com/NkzxT9i
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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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It is so cold in Chicago today that teens are pulling up their own pants.
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👤︎ u/tayloed
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Wednesday night's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to extreme weather.

Once again, Brrrrr killed Hamilton.

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👤︎ u/BassWizard420
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call the cheerleaders and dancers of the Chicago Bulls in the 1980s? imgur.com/u8fqr9d
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👤︎ u/Diligencet
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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It's freezing in Chicago at -7F

But it's still the hottest day of the year

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👤︎ u/987asdfH
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Why is the NFL draft held in Chicago?

Because it's the Windy City!

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👤︎ u/Merisiel
📅︎ Apr 29 2016
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My dad put one out there about the salt wall collapse in Chicago

He said it was a Na-tural disaster.

I linked him here

Relevant link: http://abc7chicago.com/news/morton-salt-collapse-covers-cars-at-acura-dealership/455616/

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👤︎ u/4ourfeathers
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.

I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh." True Story.

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📅︎ May 09 2015
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Got my wife when we were in Chicago last weekend

http://i.imgur.com/R6hFHOf.jpeg

Wife: What happened to the "P"?

Me: It had to go.

As a side note, many of my recent dadjokes seem to involve pee.

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👤︎ u/terminalmage
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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The joys of Chicago

So I am on my way home from work on the 12:25 northbound. The train is filled with drunk Bears fans who are passing out on seats. The conductor just messaged, "Reminder to all Bears fans, this is the last train of the night. Please keep your Bear hats, Bear shirts, and Bear feet off the other seats so that others may use them."

It was a good chuckle, definately worth remembering.

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👤︎ u/Nemesis0320
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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Was driving down broadway in Chicago when my Dad dropped this one.

Dad: What's a Broadway? Me: ...... dad: about 130 pounds

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👤︎ u/BourganBoy
📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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What do you call a loud, sick person in Chicago?

Ill-i-noise.

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👤︎ u/tottle321
📅︎ Jul 15 2013
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