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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur_avg_redditor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Beautiful city
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BosaKaczka
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted

peanut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassOrchidBlades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?

A metrognome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user05555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phryggian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What is Satan’s favorite city in America?

Sin-sin-atti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andytheg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Which city will shock you if you go there?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Which city has the most skeletons in it?

Lis-bone πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What city do the most successful urologist come from?

Yellow Springs, Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What city that can stun everybody?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do anti-police protesters use to move around in New York City?

A cab

(It came to mind and I have no wish for it to be political)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassBoostedFlute
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...

It was a cool singles bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What is the most shocking city in the world?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tome869
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.

Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.

That's comparing apples to oranges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.

The police have deployed all SWAT teams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.

It was my Time lapse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What’s an owls favorite city?

Hooston

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toast-Your-Wifi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I live in the old city of Pompeii

I suppose you could say my life is in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFirstBobEver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call a city full of blind people?

Can’t Seeattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ccouffle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the city man think to the farmer preparing fertilize?

What a load of crap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonBilal074
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...

He’s a Night Mayor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Which city in France is the nicest?

Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Which city goes up at night?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyooji
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?

Gainsville

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaaletram
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?

Because they cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why are City Morgues always square?

It's because of all of the coroners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?

Commander in Chiefs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores

Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?

It's Gorgonzilla!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.

Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.

Many Hans make light work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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