What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
what's a nephrologist favorite city?
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
A guy asked me, “so what brings you to the city?”
I said, “I dunno a plane? Sometimes I drive”
Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
When I was young I was a graffiti artist and had my name all over the city but as I got older I thought "This has to stop".
"The writing's on the wall."
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
It is so hot in my city that I decided to meet my ex
She gave me a cold shoulder.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
When asked if he had family in Salt Lake City, Robert de Niro replied,
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
What is the capital city of islamophobes?
No one drives in the city anymore.
There was too much traffic.
Did he hear about the detective who went rampaging through the city?
He left a trail of deduction in his wake
Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!
The police have nothing to go on.
I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places
Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?
Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line
The Bucs Stop Here!
Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
"Dad, Dad, I feel like a city in Arizona!"
Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
What did the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback say when he saw his real estate properties go up in flames?
A drone is flying over my city
I bet it is doing a CT scan
What is capital city of universe
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
Invented by an 8 year old.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
Which city will shock you if you go there?
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
What is the most shocking city in the world?
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?