City Pun
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︎ Apr 14 2017
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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︎ May 16 2021
what's a nephrologist favorite city?
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︎ May 26 2021
Thereβs a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. Theyβre all Taipai.
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︎ May 17 2021
A guy asked me, βso what brings you to the city?β
I said, βI dunno a plane? Sometimes I driveβ
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︎ May 10 2021
Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
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︎ May 02 2021
When I was young I was a graffiti artist and had my name all over the city but as I got older I thought "This has to stop".
"The writing's on the wall."
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︎ May 09 2021
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Beautiful city
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
It is so hot in my city that I decided to meet my ex
She gave me a cold shoulder.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
When asked if he had family in Salt Lake City, Robert de Niro replied,
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︎ Apr 10 2021
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What is the capital city of islamophobes?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
No one drives in the city anymore.
There was too much traffic.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Did he hear about the detective who went rampaging through the city?
He left a trail of deduction in his wake
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!
The police have nothing to go on.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?
Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line
The Bucs Stop Here!
Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
"Dad, Dad, I feel like a city in Arizona!"
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What did the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback say when he saw his real estate properties go up in flames?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
A drone is flying over my city
I bet it is doing a CT scan
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What is capital city of universe
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
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︎ Dec 28 2020
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Which city will shock you if you go there?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What is Satanβs favorite city in America?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What is the most shocking city in the world?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Whatβs the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
Itβs Dublin every day.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Las Vegas is known as βSin Cityβ, but which sin does it represent?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
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