The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted
What is capital city of universe
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
What is Satan’s favorite city in America?
What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
Invented by an 8 year old.
So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
Which city will shock you if you go there?
Which city has the most skeletons in it?
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
What city that can stun everybody?
What do anti-police protesters use to move around in New York City?
(It came to mind and I have no wish for it to be political)
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
What is the most shocking city in the world?
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
Never ask anyone whether they prefer New York City or Syracuse.
That's comparing apples to oranges.
Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
Las Vegas is known as “Sin City”, but which sin does it represent?
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.
What’s an owls favorite city?
I live in the old city of Pompeii
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
What do you call a city full of blind people?
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
What did the city man think to the farmer preparing fertilize?
There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...
Which city in France is the nicest?
Which city goes up at night?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?
Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
Why are City Morgues always square?
It's because of all of the coroners.
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
Did you hear about the monster-sized piece of cheese destroying the city?
Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...