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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur_avg_redditor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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what's a nephrologist favorite city?

Reno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type

The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAverageSJW
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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A guy asked me, β€œso what brings you to the city?”

I said, β€œI dunno a plane? Sometimes I drive”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samander19
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"

I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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When I was young I was a graffiti artist and had my name all over the city but as I got older I thought "This has to stop".

"The writing's on the wall."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:

"Road Block"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jenniferwillow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Beautiful city
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BosaKaczka
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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It is so hot in my city that I decided to meet my ex

She gave me a cold shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingof-potatos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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When asked if he had family in Salt Lake City, Robert de Niro replied,

"Utah kin to me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VagabondVivant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people

the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandhitaher27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.

I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What is the capital city of islamophobes?

Islam bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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No one drives in the city anymore.

There was too much traffic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstots2687
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Did he hear about the detective who went rampaging through the city?

He left a trail of deduction in his wake

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Someone has stolen every toilet at city hall!

The police have nothing to go on.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places

It had lots of diversity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiinm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?

Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antique_Goose1989
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line

The Bucs Stop Here!

Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...

It was a Nice try tho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMus3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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"Dad, Dad, I feel like a city in Arizona!"

Me, Tucson, me too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomgz0mbie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.

He replied 'Le long way'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What did the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback say when he saw his real estate properties go up in flames?

Mahomes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaneika
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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A drone is flying over my city

I bet it is doing a CT scan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Two peanuts from the country went to the city, and one was asalted

peanut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassOrchidBlades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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So, if anyone can suggest a city, I'd be grateful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?

A metrognome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user05555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Which city has the most skeletons in it?

Lis-bone πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city?

He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phryggian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Which city will shock you if you go there?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is Satan’s favorite city in America?

Sin-sin-atti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andytheg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What city do the most successful urologist come from?

Yellow Springs, Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What is the most shocking city in the world?

Electricity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tome869
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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