It was in tenths.
Discounty.
But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.
He left his chart in San Francisco.
He often makes rash decisions.
Me: Oh, look! A flock of cows.
Daughter: HERD of cows!
Me: Of course I've heard of them, there's a flock right there!
It takes a child to raze a village.
I said, "Well that's a little con-descending."
When anyone mentions anything about the county of Surrey I always say 'Well there is no need to apologize'.
Good one for the dad joke bank (UKDJB)
...had considerable impact on the prosecutor's hearing.
Random Person: I think I've seen you somewhere before..
Dad: Probably. They have my picture hanging up in the post office.
When she got home, she told me about how excited she was to see all the animals—except the geese and the chickens. I asked her why not those two, and she said, "Because they're aggressive fowl."
I responded, "I guess they were in a really fowl mood, then, huh?" She wasn't amused.
My family and I walked into the sheep barn at the county fair. My son proclaims loudly. " dad, it stinks in here" to which I reply. " ya ,it smells like ewe". While looking him dead in the eye. It took all involved about 15 seconds before eyes were rolled and the usual ohh daaaad commenced.
