State puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSUplayer74
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?

For example I have: What's the capital of Alaska? I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

β€œNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watzit_t00ya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states

Gas, liquid, and solid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cvzmir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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So I was talking with a friend about states

me: do you know the abbreviations for ohio and oklahoma?

friend: no

me: oh ok

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible

Since 53 states is a prime number

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What state in the US speaks Japanese?

Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway

Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting

The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver β€œpull over”

β€œNo!” yelled the woman β€œit’s a cardigan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Q: Which US State loves company?

A: Missouri

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Which US state is best for baby rodents?

New Hamster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moralTortilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is the only American State that has ever been married?

Mrs. Ippi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...

Michigan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RontaukMonster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Do you know the top 15 states to live in?

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttynny20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?

Tanks for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What is the best American state to go sunbathing?

MonTANa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hethondje
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order

They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.

Good evening. I'll see my self out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldeweyjr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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State of Zen

How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'

Fro-Zen Still

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Which state is always ready to write?

Pencil-vania XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State

The β€œstate” is denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuntillious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?

Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergeantsexxy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leehawkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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At which US state did the great depression start?

Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...

...would be better at counting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??

Minnesota ! HA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?

Algerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What State Has The Most Streets?

Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetableSalad420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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The United States Postal Service got jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenLeafGreg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Van Gogh's final resting state was in...

Asymmetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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If You want to replace pet rodents, Which state should you go to?

New Hamster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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One state does it right
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!

It's ok, Alaska again later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The Three States of Metal Gear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DEMSH00T3R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...

He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCVeteran69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Which US state does all the horse hair come from?

Maine.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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If you are sad and angry, what American state are you from?

Illinois.

Edit: I meant sick, not sad. Whoops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roksforbrains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states

Solid, liquid and gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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