Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?
For example I have:
What's the capital of Alaska?
I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
So I was talking with a friend about states
me: do you know the abbreviations for ohio and oklahoma?
me: oh ok
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver “pull over”
“No!” yelled the woman “it’s a cardigan”
Q: Which US State loves company?
Which US state is best for baby rodents?
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
State of Zen
How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'
Which state is always ready to write?
Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.
At which US state did the great depression start?
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
What State Has The Most Streets?
A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
The United States Postal Service got jokes
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
If You want to replace pet rodents, Which state should you go to?
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
The Three States of Metal Gear.
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
Which US state does all the horse hair come from?
If you are sad and angry, what American state are you from?
Edit: I meant sick, not sad. Whoops
Which state has the most streets?