State puns
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Can anyone give me capitals and state puns?
For example I have:
What's the capital of Alaska?
I'm pretty sure Juneau (You know)
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︎ Jul 12 2016
Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
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︎ Jan 04 2021
So I was talking with a friend about states
me: do you know the abbreviations for ohio and oklahoma?
friend: no
me: oh ok
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︎ Dec 20 2020
If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible
Since 53 states is a prime number
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
A state trooper pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway
Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting
The trooper crank down his window and yelled to the driver βpull overβ
βNo!β yelled the woman βitβs a cardiganβ
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Q: Which US State loves company?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Which US state is best for baby rodents?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Do you know the top 15 states to live in?
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is the best American state to go sunbathing?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
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︎ Dec 05 2020
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
State of Zen
How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'
Fro-Zen Still
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Which state is always ready to write?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State
The βstateβ is denial
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What state is famously known for selling small soft drinks?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Iβm such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I donβt know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just donβt think weβll know what to expect. Like last time, we donβt know Michigan.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
At which US state did the great depression start?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
You would think that the state that is most popular for Casino's and lucrative businesses...
...would be better at counting
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks??
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
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︎ Sep 25 2020
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What State Has The Most Streets?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
The United States Postal Service got jokes
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
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︎ Aug 25 2020
If You want to replace pet rodents, Which state should you go to?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
One state does it right
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︎ Jul 02 2020
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
The Three States of Metal Gear.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,β Donβt do it, you have too much potentialβ
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Which US state does all the horse hair come from?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
If you are sad and angry, what American state are you from?
Illinois.
Edit: I meant sick, not sad. Whoops
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︎ Jun 23 2020
A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Which state has the most streets?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
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