Those brother in law pun skills
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Those brother in law pun skills
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifesdope057
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We've all heard of Murphy's Law...

But have you heard of Cole's Law?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law

It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.

Now he's my father-in-slaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
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My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.

She didn’t razor right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?

When it's Solid-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
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What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?

A defend-ant

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What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice and the other is just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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my brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey. it took him a while but eventually he...

turned himself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I took out my mother in law yesterday

Being a sniper is so much fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cameforthevibe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Laws
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
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Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?

It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...

That's against D-Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huxtiblejones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?

A groundhog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
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What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?

Optimus Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNAdrian95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
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Dear Mother in law,

Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?

Because they’re living

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DronePilotNYC
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If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law

... it’s shredded cabbage

Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardporehorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Just found out there's a Law & Order UK.

It's produced by Spotted Dick Wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is

The law

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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDraagyn
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My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son

You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Don't mess with Cole's Law!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
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What do you call a judge who broke the law?

Criminal Justice

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Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants

it was very grounding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
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What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
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Did you hear about the semicolon who broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_compearison
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A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...

He was Diss-Bard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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God, they are invading us: we need LAW & ORDER!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkaGurGor
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I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It is thinnly sliced cabbage.

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You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...

shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
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What is the difference between Murphys Law and Coles Law?

Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoBear87
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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EverettTheGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguestones
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