What does a law student and a recovering alcoholic have in common?

They both have to pass the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why is the English common law so concerned with property rights?

Because the English gentry insisted on proper tea rites every afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adityakr082
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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I was told that I would never be a good sports announcer because I’m from Idaho.

They told me it’s because I’m just a common-tater.

(Told by my father-in-law)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanmbaldwin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My dad went to school

Last night my dad, brother-in-law, and myself were discussing shop stuff, I was raised on a farm but never really got into the nuts and bolts of farming, machinery, etc. I was trying to name something common in engineering parlance and couldn't quite come up with it. My brother-in-law was also raised on a farm and is big into that sort of stuff, and this line of dialogue ensued:

Dad: "You need to go to engineering school"

Me: "What engineering school did you go to?"

Dad: "H.K."

Me: "What school is that?"

Dad: "Hard Knocks"

Me: rolls eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcwitte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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