My wife told me a French Torte was the hardest thing to bake

Turned out to be a piece of cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the02guy
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.

I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What did the Pirates of the Caribbean order from the Bakery?

They said they wanted a torte to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.

I sat silently because I had no re-torte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_cagny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?

β€œHey!! Torte us!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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College class humor

In college I took a business law class from a very conservative and intense professor who intimidated us by calling us out to answer questions randomly.

One day the teacher was discussing Torts and called on me by name and then said, β€œGive me one type of Tort?”,

β€œPop-Tort”. I blurted out.

The room went completely silent as everyone was waiting for the professor to get very upset and then the unimaginable happened. The professor smiled then chuckled and then the class felt free to join in and laugh too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randykates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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Legal Cake

Uncle: "You know the Bavarian Purity Laws that regulate the ingredients in German beer? In Vienna they have similar laws regulating pastry." Me: "Oh really? Cake laws?" Uncle: "Actually, they call them Torte Laws."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludwigvanbiteme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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My dad on his recalled tires...I hope to be him one day.

My dad's tires were recalled for losing tread and exploding. Due to my recent business law class I informed him that if he didn't take them in for a replacement, and they blew up, he would be liable. He said he knew the term for this type of liability:

....A pop-tort

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