My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?
Alfredo
turtle torture
what do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?
tortellini
What do you call a turtle missing one leg?
Turtle leanie
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
Making pasta with my boyfriend last night...
And I asked him the difference between tortellini and cappelletti. 'The spelling', he helpfully replied.
