Tortellini
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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👤︎ u/avianthon
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?

Alfredo

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turtle torture

what do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?

tortellini

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👤︎ u/capngloval
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What do you call a turtle missing one leg?

Turtle leanie

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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Making pasta with my boyfriend last night...

And I asked him the difference between tortellini and cappelletti. 'The spelling', he helpfully replied.

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What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?

Tortellini

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👤︎ u/niggety
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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