Why is the G in gnocchi silent?
Because a real G never snitches on his homies.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Gnocchi are basically potato cakes...
So I guess you could call them spud muffins.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Gnocchi
Kids are taking last night's leftover gnocchi to day-care today.
As we're leaving the house wife calls out; "I have no key."
I responded; "The kids are taking it for breakfast".
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︎ Dec 07 2014
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What couldn't the pasta get into his house?
Because he had gnocchi....
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︎ Apr 01 2021
How do Italians knock on the door?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why couldn't the chef go into the kitchen?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why couldnβt the chef get into the kitchen?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? βTechnically a wife joke.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What is a pasta makerβs favorite childrenβs story?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house...
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︎ Jul 24 2020
A penne for your thoughts?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a marionette made of potatoes?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
My daughter just bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta
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︎ Mar 22 2019
My Italian friend couldnβt start his car this morning.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why couldnβt the pasta-maker get into his house?
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Why couldnβt the Italian restaurantβs chef get back into his car?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Am glad that my potato pasta didnβt have a lock on it
Cause there is Gnocchi to open it
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Whatβs a locksmithβs favorite kind of pasta?
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︎ Jun 07 2018
I locked myself out of the house when I brought pasta home from the store.
I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.
I had gnocchi.
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What Italian dish is always getting locked out of his house?
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︎ Jan 26 2016
Iβve always been dubious about potato based pasta.
But I thought, donβt gnocchi tillβ youβve tried it.
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︎ May 09 2019
I got locked out of my kitchen today:
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︎ Feb 12 2018
I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
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︎ Sep 08 2017
Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?
because he has gnocchi
Ex post from /r/jokes got exiled to dadjokes
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︎ Mar 11 2015
Why was the Italian restaurant closed?
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︎ Sep 20 2014
Just came back from Italy where I offered my wife some pasta and potato dumplings...
... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.
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︎ Apr 25 2017
I told my son you could make pasta out of potatoes
He said "That sounds gross" so I was like "Hey, don't Gnocchi't til you try it."
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︎ Apr 26 2016
We were in the pasta aisle, they were in home goods...
Shopping-
Me: Hey, is gnocchi vegan?
Dad: Of course it is! It's got gno-cheese!
Then a World Market employee four aisles away completely bowled over laughing, literally hooting and hollering. My dad has been strutting around all proud of his joke all day. I don't think I can ever go back there.
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︎ Jan 08 2014
What do you call a pasta that canβt get into their house?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Did the pasta do it?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
If you get locked out of your house what kind of pasta do you have ?
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︎ May 29 2019
Why was the pasta locked out of its house.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Why was the Italian chef locked out of his restaurant?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his house?
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︎ Jun 17 2017
What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?
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︎ Jan 16 2017
How did the pasta start his joke?
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