What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Got my (to-be) mother in law today

My nephew was playing with his Mr. Potatohead and he throws his body parts about the room (he's 2)

Her: Looks like Mr. Potatohead became a suicide bomber.

Me: I know his last words.

Her: What?

Me: Au gratin ackbar.

I'll be here all week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ejgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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Classic Dad Pun

Driving through Groton, VT and my dad says "lets stop for some potatoes au groton (like au gratin)." then he laughed for 15 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poonroldis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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