Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinder?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ennayr88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Meat grinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.

They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?

"Don't worry. I'm fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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A grinder for spice shaped like an hourglass

So when it's low, you're running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whispers666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2013
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My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder

After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroJoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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"Did you hear about the goofball that went to the optometrist? Well he fell into the glass grinder...

...made a real spectacle of himself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fembot__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder

I got a little behind in my work

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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The butcher backed up into his meat grinder

And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH1CK3NW1N95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewi_1230
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder.

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmKinghorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher that sat on his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/100yard-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

They say he got a little behind in his work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigAssSackOfTree
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who fell backwards into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryyi23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder?

I guess you can say that he’s a little BEHIND in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNoiceMahn48
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mameyn4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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A butcher backed up into his meat grinder...

...and got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmuelr245
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why did the butcher get upset when he backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little "behind" in his work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BCES342
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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What happened to the butcher that backed up into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inwardpro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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