Torpedo Puns

A list of puns related to "Torpedo"

BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard

whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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What button does the Naval admiral press to launch the submarine torpedo?

The belly button

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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👤︎ u/Metalprof
📅︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call an anonymous internet creep?

Torpedo.

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👤︎ u/pdxp2b
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Bf is on leave Friday from the navy, need navy sex pun!

TL;DR need sex pun related to the navy!

Hey everyone! My boyfriend is coming back on leave from the navy this Friday. I am making a sign to welcome him home. I need a sex pun related to the navy. One's like "put your ship in my harbor". Thanks in advance!

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👤︎ u/BeHappy402
📅︎ Mar 06 2018
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Today's a holiday in Mexico (OCBQPNU*)

Today, Mexicans celebrate the torpedoing of the U.S.S. Hellmans in the Mexico City harbor.

*Original Content But Quite Possibly Not Unique

P.S. Yes, I know where Mexico City is.

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👤︎ u/zEdgarHoover
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Repartee with father-in-law

My father-in-law is good at puns and dad jokes, and we usually just groan. However, the other day he and I had this exchange:

FIL: I'm disappointed in this sub.

Me: Would you say that it's sub par?

FIL: The lack of meatballs really torpedoed it.

Me: It would take a real hero to save it.

FIL: My buddy Hoagie, he could do it.

Me: yeah, he's a real grinder.

FIL and me: [fistbump]

Literally the first time he and I fistbumped. My wife and mother-in-law both facepalmed.

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👤︎ u/edgesmash
📅︎ Mar 12 2014
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/PeterPorky
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard

Whoops wrong sub

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👤︎ u/Hercules_ZH
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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