What do you call a slow underwater missile?

a torpido

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TokiiX
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Missiles inbound
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanky-Attic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Missile toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShivanKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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guess you could call her a missile because she really homed in on her target
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CozyHerbivore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What's more effective than a heat-seeking missile?

A heat-seeking hittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5np
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What kind of missiles do you find in toilets?

ICBMs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ptomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Which one has more missiles, the Ohio-class or the Typhoon-class

Sorry, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThutmosisV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Did you hear about the U.S military making missiles out of wheat?

I hear they're bread for combat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanObi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Kissing Under The Missile Toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNotchBanter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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NK failed to launch a missile today

I heard they went ballistic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atticusw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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