The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...

Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Missiles inbound
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanky-Attic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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guess you could call her a missile because she really homed in on her target
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CozyHerbivore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Missile toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheShivanKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's more effective than a heat-seeking missile?

A heat-seeking hittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5np
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What kind of missiles do you find in toilets?

ICBMs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ptomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Which one has more missiles, the Ohio-class or the Typhoon-class

Sorry, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThutmosisV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Did you hear about the U.S military making missiles out of wheat?

I hear they're bread for combat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanObi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Kissing Under The Missile Toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNotchBanter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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NK failed to launch a missile today

I heard they went ballistic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atticusw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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a little Xmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonseyzfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Ironman's favorite Christmas present this year were rockets he can fire from his feet.

He calls them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallmon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsaneasylum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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If I could shoot rockets out of my feet,

I would call them missile toes.

Have a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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So I was watching my boyfriend play video games.

He kept shooting and not hitting the other spaceship and was getting angry about it. After about the third time:

Me: Well, what are you using?

Him: Huh? (still focused intensely on game)

Me: Like for artillery, what are you using to shoot?

Him: Missiles.

Me: Ah, well there's your problem.

Took a few minutes, but eventually he realized.

It was the most tense moment of our relationship so far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfwight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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Don't Move

This guy is standing at the bus stop reading the morning paper when this grubby looking fellow strikes up a conversation. Somehow they get to talking about what each would do if the missiles were on their way. The grubby fellow says boldly, "I'd screw anything that moved! How about you?"

The other man thought for a moment and replied, "Stand PERFECTLY STILL."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do you call the rocket the acrobat shot a plane down with?

A Circus to Air Missile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisMagnificence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Dropped this one on my girlfriend today.

(while christmas shopping at the mall)

Me: "Did you hear the military is developing a new rocket launcher that mounts on soldier's feet?"

Her: "No. Really?"

Me: "Yep, they're calling it the missile toe."

Her: "I hate you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agnostalypse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wopper51
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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