What do you call a slow underwater missile?
a torpido
The rocket scientists finally figured out what when wrong with their missile launch ...
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
guess you could call her a missile because she really homed in on her target
What's more effective than a heat-seeking missile?
A heat-seeking hittle
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?
They both store icy BMs.
What kind of missiles do you find in toilets?
ICBMs
Which one has more missiles, the Ohio-class or the Typhoon-class
Sorry, wrong sub
About time of the year to bust out the missile toe.
Did you hear about the U.S military making missiles out of wheat?
I hear they're bread for combat.
if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
NK failed to launch a missile today
I heard they went ballistic.
