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I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Love the new upgrade, the Rocket Launcher.
I'm a teacher with a group of students doing a science challenge about designing a launcher on an asteroid. A lot of them want to enter the competition with asteroid puns. One group has the name "Kiss my Asteroid." Am open to other suggestions! Thanks!
I want to rename an item I use in a video game to something clever. The helmet is a spartan helmet painted gold so anything witty would be nice! Thanks in advance!
I should probably add the item is a helmet and is cosmetic. The character weilds a rocket launcher and is from teamfortress to anyone familiar.
(while christmas shopping at the mall)
Me: "Did you hear the military is developing a new rocket launcher that mounts on soldier's feet?"
Her: "No. Really?"
Me: "Yep, they're calling it the missile toe."
Her: "I hate you."
My dad, my brothers, and I have been at our family farm (we don't live there) for the weekend of the 4th. Last night we were outside shooting off fireworks, as any real American does on the 4th. About 50 feet in front of the house is a 4 foot high fence. My dad discovered that one of the cracker launchers we had fit perfectly in the upper part to launch the crackers into the air at an angle. Always the cautious one of the bunch, I responded to his idea:
"I dunno dad, I'm on the fence about this one."
Naturally, my brothers congratulated me on how lame my jokes were and told me to go inside and make more hot dogs.
