Grenade Puns

A list of puns related to "Grenade"

What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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What happens when a grenade goes off in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-Apart

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👤︎ u/ndosch
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Marriage is like a hand grenade....

Remove the ring and the house is gone.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Wives are like grenades.

Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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👤︎ u/RedMusical
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?

A ba-BOOM

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👤︎ u/Chicken_Nugget1567
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?

Napoleon Blown-Apart!!!

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👤︎ u/frugatti_cuse
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I have an alphabet grenade

if that goes off it could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/svncactus117
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?

A boomerang.

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👤︎ u/UberHuber816
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?

Quick answers PLEASE !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 18 2020
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France.

Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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👤︎ u/dennyitlo
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
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👤︎ u/darkkiller1234
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I ate an out of date grenade.

I got explosive diarrhea

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Armed grenade
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👤︎ u/i_am_a_pathetic
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common

Remove the ring and my house is gone

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👤︎ u/Pizzarius
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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A man saw his friend googling what happens when you swallow a grenade...

The man asked, “Why are you googling that?”

The friend responded, “Someone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a handmade Jewish incendiary grenade?

Mazeltovcocktail.

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👤︎ u/Marv1236
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do grenades drink?

‘Splode-a pop.

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👤︎ u/gregcoind2000
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What’s the similarity between a woman and a grenade?

Pull the ring and the house is gone

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👤︎ u/Joey-Tribbiani92
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Be careful around alphabet grenades

If you throw it, it could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/patmcheese
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What Do you call a gay grenade

A fraggit

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👤︎ u/offsidenickel7
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Someone was making fun of me. So I threw them in an oven with a grenade.

Boom! roasted.

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"

"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"

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👤︎ u/DaintySload
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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Women are like grenades...

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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👤︎ u/Rattlee_
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do women and grenades have in common?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone

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👤︎ u/hot_dwag
📅︎ May 03 2020
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart

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👤︎ u/Charles_Deetz
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Wives are like grenades...

Remove the ring and BOOM your house is gone!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum blown apart

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

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👤︎ u/GlassDeviant
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-A-Part

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👤︎ u/HStew42
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Wives are like grenades, remove the ring and boom!, House is gone
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👤︎ u/eternalrocket
📅︎ Jul 14 2017
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back...

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👤︎ u/N0B0dyyy
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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