Bomb Pun megathread!

Post all bomb puns here, whether they be good or bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heraldoftheplague
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.

So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.

So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.

However, we are running out of puns.

Anyone got suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbasPT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.

Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?

Sea-Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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This joke is gonna bomb

Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?

In aisle 8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myska707
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What sound does a bath bomb make?

KA-BALM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novemberain212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Some guy watches a bomb go off. He says...

"That blows"

My friend told me this one

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.

If they go off it could spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Did you hear about the color bomb?

Yeah it blue up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ustydud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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The bomb didn't want to go off.

So it refused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving

Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican? My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time Grandma: What makes it Cajun? Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltregus12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.

Holy shit this post blew up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...

It blew him away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?

Caerphilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…

"BOOM?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.

Better eat it before it goes off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called β€˜H-Bomb?’

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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what do you get if you eat a bomb?

atomic ache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?

It’s called neigh-palm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once

It really blew up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkwon6227
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"

I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Singer_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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So I told this joke about bombs to my friends

But it got diffused

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello100
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...

Boy, I’m gonna blow up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swim_and_drive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Haha tweets go bomb...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I’m the kind of guy that would yell β€œLanguage” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said β€œLanguage.” She then flipped me off.

SIGN LANGUAGE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RolandoDR98
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Siri dropping bombs
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?

It was pretty mindblowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejdxjd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A scientist created a miniature bomb

When it was done, he didnt know how to activate it, so he put it under a microscope

Blew up in his face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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This pun's the absolute Bomb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What's the best kinda bath bomb

A toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faraaah02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?

OK boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Today my maths teacher showed us a bomb

then he blew the lesson way out of proportion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackabe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altus-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kou_hou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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If β€œwomb is pronounced β€œwoom”, β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom”, then then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced

β€œBOOM”

I hope that blew your minds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a boomer with a bomb strapped to his chest?

A boomer.

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