Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
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︎ Mar 22 2021
If your parachute fails while sky diving, itโs okay...
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why did the macaroni fail his test.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the lego regime fail?
They had the worst Duplo-mats. It all fell to pieces...
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didnโt knead the dough
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Itโs very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC
youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
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︎ Oct 24 2020
you know what they say when you fail chemistry
you should chemis-try again
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Papito never fails to amaze
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Tinder fail. Bio says she is "Persian ๐ฎ๐ท"
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
A chap jumps out of an areoplane and his parachute fails to open.
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards.
He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes?
The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
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︎ Sep 03 2020
When you (fail) to see it ๐๐
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why does the boxer fail to tell a single funny joke?
He kept missing his punchlines.
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︎ May 21 2020
A defribilator almost never fails, when it did...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Why did the boy fail his license test even though he took driver's ed?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I don't want to fail my hernia exam ....
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why did the fish fail school?
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︎ May 13 2020
Why did the dog fail writing class?
Because he only turns in ruff graft
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Why did Winnie the Poohโs house fail electrical inspection?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
We should've known communism would fail.
There were so many red flags.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
What do you call it when the grocer fails to clean up a mess in the store?
A wrecked aisle dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Why did I fail my class? I may a pun addiction
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︎ Dec 14 2019
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
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︎ Nov 21 2019
A pony always fails opera auditions...
...because she's always a little horse.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Why did the children's crusades fail?
There wasn't enough infantry.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
My Life has been nothing but a disaster and if Just One More Thing fails for me, I think it'll be time to call it Quits.
Hmm...my racehorses really do have some strange names.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Why did Aaron Burr fail driving class?
He wasn't in the vroom where it happened
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Why did the Jedi browser fail?
I couldn't handle attachments.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road
Cause it got stuck in a crack
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︎ Aug 30 2019
This tinder conversation didn't fail to incite a flame
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︎ Mar 29 2019
What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Why did Peter Pan fail as a comedian?
Because his jokes neverland.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
Why did the relationship between 2 cheese wheels fail?
One wasnโt Gouda nuff for the other...
๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คช
Sincerely,
Dad
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I just took my Organic Chemistry exam, and I think Iโm going to fail.
Iโm in alkynes of trouble.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.
Apparently there were Kurds in her way.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
No one is shocked when a defibrillator fails
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︎ Oct 10 2018
We Shouldโve Known Communism Would Fail.
There were a lot of red flags.
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