....it's like a high five for your foot.
it was quite the sandal.
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
They lactose.
Edit test.
Yeah, people said it really sucked..
And they went pilf spolf.
Went to replace it and was told they are only sold in pairs ... I've bought hundreds of those damn fruits and have yet to get my other flip flop.
because they lactose
(they lack toes. because they have hooves) (get it??)
Because I heard they got 3 and 1/2 feet of snow
Guess I'll just have to flip hop when I get home.
It was a summery execution.
"Do you sell flop flops?"
It was a flop.
There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops
It wears flip FLOPS!
But it was a big hit overseas
The high C.
Apparently some people don't like dead pan humor
Pointing at the fish, "Cos it's his birthday."
But I think it would be a flop
It was a flop.
“Something!”, I yelled at her. Warning: use at your own risk. I was smacked with a flip flop.
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
A guy is going to see his shrink. when he gets there, just outside the door he strips down, gets butt naked & raps himself in suran wrap, then walks in/hops in, & goes & flops on the couch & says alright doc im ready! doc turns around, thinks for a minute, & says alright i can clearly see--- your nuts!
Phillipe Phillope
It was a flop.
But, two Wrights make an airplane!
I just keep flip-flopping!
Philippe flop
So as soon as I got home, I flopped onto a couch, and slept for an hour or two with my arm under a textured pillow. When I woke up, the texture left the textured markings on my arm. So I showed my brother, and he said “you have weird sleeping patterns”.
she loves flip flop season
The iPhone 6 and its big brother the plus has just been launched and already websites are crawling with the next iphone slated to launch in sep-oct of 2015 and experts are wondering if the new iPhone under Tim Cook's management will flop or be a....6 s?
It was a total flop!
No body came!
