Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redplaidboots
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Gravity Falls has the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRONGOD2020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the blind guy fall into the well?

Because he didn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMcRican
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!

Step 28

Step 27

Step 24

Step 21

Step 16

Step 12

Step 7

Step 3

Step 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?

Because he could not see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDRambler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Why did the farmer fall in the well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robin_Banks77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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A great fall indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samiuddin_anwer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How to fall down a flight of stairs

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 9 :

Step 17:

Step 36:

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water

If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_dont_know55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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Why did the old man fall in the well

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AngryFIFAPlayer_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...

But it was his own dumb asphalt...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.

I told him they look oak-eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabulos4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why did the living door fall over?

He was knocked unconscious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,

Would you be cross with me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dzintato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired..

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Never fall for a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Orange you glad it’s fall??

Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-constant-beat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?

A Freudian Slip!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?

Against your will.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qubirt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the farmer fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copey85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?

Count Draculas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strungen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I had a book fall on my head today,

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord-harks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What does fall do when it arrives?

Leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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If a tree falls on an Athieist's house...

Is it still considered an act of God?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/villareale52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcattleco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why did the blind guy fall into the well?

Because he didn't see that well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMcRican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ephen_stephen13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the bike fall over?

It was Two Tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reefer_rat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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