Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
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Gravity Falls has the best puns
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Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A great fall indeed
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How to fall down a flight of stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 9 :
Step 17:
Step 36:
Floor
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
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While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.
I told him they look oak-eh.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why did the living door fall over?
He was knocked unconscious!
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︎ Dec 27 2020
If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,
Would you be cross with me?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Orange you glad itβs fall??
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I had a book fall on my head today,
I only have my shelf to blame.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What does fall do when it arrives?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
If a tree falls on an Athieist's house...
Is it still considered an act of God?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did the farmer fall in the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the old man fall in the well
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the man fall down into the waterhole?
He couldnβt see that well
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why did the legally blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didnβt see that well.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldnβt see that well
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the farmer fall down the well?
He couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the bike fall over?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
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