When the moisture from the sky stops falling

It really stops waning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the waning full moon say to his girlfriend?

At least gibbous a kiss goodbye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rogerspotatobread
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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One of the funniest things my dad ever said.

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavvy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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Why didnt the moon go outside?

Because it was waning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pothocketbubbles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A side effect of gaining weight is often...

a waning gait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flexremmington
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My girlfriend and I were walking outside last night...

After looking at the crescent moon she turned to me and said, "I wonder if the moon is waxing or if it is waning."

To which I responded, "Waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trust_me_I_reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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My dad's personal favorite

So my dad and I are driving home from a camping trip. We pull over at a rest stop to grab some dinner. Looking up at the sky, I see the moon is at a crescent. I say to him "Do you think it's waning?" While pointing at the moon. Without looking up, he responds "Waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalfiteMeIRL
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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