De vine wine puns between my husband and I
Can I think of a red wine pun?
Got my wife with wine pun
I was drinking wine with my wife, and she asked me if it was good, to which I responded:
"It's grape!"
groans
"Why are you wine-ing ?"
groans intensify
"Want me to put a cork in it?"
facepalm desk
"Vine, I'll stop."
She then pun-ished me with no more wine.
If a friend left you 12 bottles of wine on your doorstep, would you be extremely....
My partner turned 40 today so I gave him some red, red wine and told him
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
Never mess with your wife’s wine!
I just added fruit and lemonade to my wife’s and now she’s sangria than ever before!
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
Red wine and fish don't mix....
The Pun Explosion on this Ad at the local Wine Store
How old are you when you start liking Red wine?
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..
When I came in at work this morning, my boss told me my breath smelled like wine.
Ofcourse it does! With my salary I can't afford any Champagne!
The doctor said I should reduce my wine consumption...
After a test for my blood type came back as Cabern-A positive.
My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever
I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.
My wife had me put her wine in a basket
It turned out to be a fiasco
I made a joke about wine in my office, no one laughed
My friend liked to linger in the bathtub and drink wine...
Not my first pun but second pun here. Don't WINE about my Photoshop skills.
Why is Ireland like a bottle of wine?
I told my dad that "This wine smells funny"
He replied "because it's Shartonnay".
What's Russians' favourite wine?
Opening a bottle of wine is easy
But it’s also easy to screw it up
What did one bottle of wine say to the other?
When we work together, we are a grape team!
What the name of the best wine shop in town?
At what age do you start loving red wine?
A local wine shop has jokes...
I have some questions about your honey wine...
...and I want them answered immeadiately.
How do Russians say they don't want any wine?
This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage
He was a stellar cellar seller
My mom asked me if I wanted a glass of wine. I said to her “wine not”
Mullet wine is my favourite winter drink
I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
Recently I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added some fruit and lemonade to it, and now she sangria than ever.
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