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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsgomoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2011
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If alcohol can make you alcoholic...

Then Fanta can make you Fantastic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Alcohol is the answer

What was the question??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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This is not alcohol,

water you thinking?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Did you hear that the court overturned the alcohol levy on a technicality?

Apparently they did not like the syntax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What happens when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belizzb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems

But neither does juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunny_McShoot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I abuse alcohol.

Do i really abuse or Aboooze it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmedSweeping
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I bought a car that runs on alcohol instead of gas

It has a tonic engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riWHATulous
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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After a really bad experience with alcohol, I gave up drinking altogether.

Now I just drink alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterThanOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.

Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

My dad told me this a few months ago. And he loves to remind me of it every week. It is his dadiest dad joke. It makes him so happy and that makes me happy. Hope it made some of you smile!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for

My answer: Stress relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My horses have started to make alcohol

It's called eq-wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...

... but it's worth a shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you get when you mix alcohol with pressure in a small space?

BARFITE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?

Jim Beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombieboy97k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.

Our spirits were lifted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MokshK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why did the alcohol run away?

It was tired of being drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therankin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Found out I was allergic to alcohol

Every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearman66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Where do mice get their illegal alcohol?

At the squeak-easy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawljames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I have no trouble holding my alcohol

unless the glass is slippery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Alcohol is gay.

Cause when you have it, you can't think straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Drinking alcohol removes pimples.

Not from me, but from other people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What is a chickens favorite alcohol?

Hennessy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roachbooty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I say no to alcohol.

It just doesn’t listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Did you know that the celebrityJonathan Ross was making illicit alcohol?

It was a whisky business

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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cleaning with alcohol doesn't work...

...NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Kids, dont use alcohol.

An alcohol leads to an alcodoor which opens up into an alcoroom. You don't want to see what's in the alcoroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m alcoholic

But when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park

I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mesoposty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Mikhail Gorbachev started an anti-alcohol campaign in USSR in 1980s. People went crazy because of the restrictions on selling of alcohol. An old Soviet joke went like this:

β€œA disaffected and angry citizen, fed up of standing in lines for vodka, decided to go assassinate Gorbachev. He soon came back and ruefully reported that the lines to assassinate Gorbachev were even longer than the lines for vodka.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtsuKotsu
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Alcohol is not a problem.

It is a solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FacepalmNation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonKast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American literature ?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol.

He doesn’t drink, he’s just terrible at crosswords.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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