Alcohol (drug) Puns

A list of puns related to "Alcohol (drug)"

Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.

Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park

I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.

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👤︎ u/Mesoposty
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I've devoted my life to recovery from alcohol and drugs.

So far it's been a very sobering experience.

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👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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I have a book for alcoholics and drug abusers

Adictionary

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👤︎ u/pndaberrybruh
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Where can you look up the definitions of drug abuse, alcoholism, and problem gambling?

Addictionary!

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👤︎ u/KillerFlea
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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I'll never forget the day I got married....

I've tried everything.....Alcohol. Drugs, even Hypnosis.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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