Beer Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annevasian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyBucanneer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.

That's my pint of view, anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScurvyDog509
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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My friend told me that beer would make him smarter

But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat

Fucking close to water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patfan74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I asked my South African buddy if he knew how to make beer.

He said yeah brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?

Because in Ireland they Dublin size!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyJT007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.

I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knopper91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender: I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTLD1990
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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My son drank his first beer

He didn’t like it. I told him he should drink two cups of tea before he drinks a beer, because two teas make beer better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iliveinyreyes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender replies, "I'm sorry, but you're a rope. I can't serve you, and I'm not even sure how I could. Please leave."

A short time later, the rope comes back into the bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender, a bit annoyed at the situation, says, "Look, I told you I can't serve you. Just go away."

A few hours later, the rope comes back in again.

The bartender is getting mad now. "Look, I told you twice that I can't serve alcohol to a rope! Now get out and STAY OUT!"

Dejectedly, the rope leaves the bar and sits at the curb until a gentleman passes by. Suddenly, the piece of rope has an idea.

"Excuse me", says the rope, "but could you do me a favor?"

"Um... me?" says the puzzled gentleman. "Uh... I guess so..."

"Great! I just need you to tie a big ol' knot right in my middle."

"Well," says the gentleman. "I just so happens I was a former Eagle Scout. Here you go," and ties a perfect knot in the rope. "Will that be all?"

The rope pauses for a second and says, "Actually, could

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernameshortage
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What kind of beer does a redhead drink?

Ginger ale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirtok1337
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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How do you change root beer into beer?

You pour it into a square cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Arguments are like Beers

They can both be bitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enagon
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Gonna brew and market my own beer, and call it β€œResponsibly.”

Advertising slogan will be a doddle: β€œPlease drink Responsibly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Beer and viruses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPenguin65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Anyone got any beer?

Because I just dug up some real nice roots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyAmDarkmess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I told my friend to stop drinking beer.

I caught him drinking yesterday! I guess he was none the Budweiser...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kranchers
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Ok,so if corona virus isn’t about beer,

Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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Drinking American beer is the same as having sex on a canoe.

It’s f*cking close to water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I trained my dog to fetch me a beer

It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbor's fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?

They dont want any cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexoPlex828
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Can beer make you smarter?

... well. It made Bud wiser!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_Saraswati
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.

I hopped to it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I poured root beer into a squared glass...

Now i just have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/priyesh1811
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I saw today that peanuts have soared in price and Beer nuts are insanely expensive!

Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?

It's all in the hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingDemon23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akbeardman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I heard that beer makes you smarter.

It made Bud weiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetallicaLover100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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What kind of beer do timber cutters like best?

Lager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BranfordJeff2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and walks up to the bartender and asks for two beers and says...

"One for me and one for the road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetman76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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They name a virus after a beer, and what do we do?

Whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoEngineer003
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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When you drink beer you get pissed.

When you pee the next day, the beer gets pissed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Two Cans of Beer?

I was pouring a beer. My 5yr old daughter said stop, it's gonna explode...

I pour slowly and fit it all in the glass.

Daughter said "if you had two cans it would have exploded"

I replied "If I had toucans, I'd start a zoo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orionsfall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Uncle: Is he old enough to send on beer runs yet?

Me: Nah. Can't even pub crawl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Immelmaneuver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What's a Jewish person's favorite beer?

He-brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillisheep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Pavlov is sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, when suddenly the phone rings. β€œOh shit!” he yells, jumping off the stool.

β€œI forgot to feed the dog!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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I rarely put orange slices in my beer.

Once in a Blue Moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkinParkFan16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Steer clear from the beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devallar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

But their sausage was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor

This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaros262
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.

No I have enough to carry as it is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omg123456789
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What is soap's favorite brand of beer?

Sud-light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyKnight789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?

A six pack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Beer Bellies for sale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why was the beer quarantined?

It had the Coronavirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiggle-123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I got sick from that Mexican beer!

I think I got that Corona virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripsteur
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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beer sickness

here in denmark, we don't have to worry about the corona virus..

we do worry about tuborgculosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theevilglassdoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?

Because William Shakes Beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SetsChaos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, β€œI’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”

I said, β€œYeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you shit faced.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gun_God
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.

It was called He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....

Which is wurst?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/if_Engage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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What’s the difference between the corona virus and corona beer?

not everything is made in China!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeis_amystery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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A string goes into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says β€œwe don’t serve string here.

So the string goes outside and waits for a while. He goes back in and sets at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says β€œwe don’t serve string here. So, frustrated the string goes back outside and sits n the curb. Boom, he gets run over and tumbles and starts to come apart.
He goes back into the same bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks closely at him and says β€œhey aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here?” The string looks him in the eye and says β€œnope, I’m a frayed knot!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfntx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?

Foster's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I've just invented a new Canadian beer

It's a form of I.P.Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop0606
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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It's not often that I put an orange in my beer

It's usually only once in a Blue Moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hastings43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What does a jewish man do with beer

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreneticDust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Dad always loves some fresh root beer in the afternoon. v.redd.it/794w2gaknmk11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicalmind
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you say about a Jewish man that makes beer?

He brews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Somebody should market a beer called β€œOccasionally”.

So when asked, I can say, β€œI only drink occasionally”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Looking for pun for my beer

Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,

I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.

The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.

Thanks in advance for any help I'll get

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azkabainemule
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Hehehe root beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeFruitbat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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How does a Rabbi make his own beer?

HE-BREWS IT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system...

Interstella Artois

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyTheMoonlight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks...

"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacegeese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Whats your favorite beer?

An open one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mizz141
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttcity
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, β€œYou are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.”

The weasel asks, β€œWhat can I have?” The bartender replies, β€œI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
β€œPop!” goes the weasel..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavacadotoast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant...

...I can't pull anything out in time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilHungarian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Beer doesn't make you fat

It makes you lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My friend told me that beer would make him smarter.

but I don’t think that anything would make my budweiser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joblessidiot420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acidandcats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts cost 2.50 deer nuts are just under a buck.

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