Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
Now I just have beer
Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser
Fucking close to water
Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
He said yeah brew
Because in Ireland they Dublin size!
I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.
would I just have beer?
Bartender: I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.
Just beer i guess.
He didn’t like it. I told him he should drink two cups of tea before he drinks a beer, because two teas make beer better.
The bartender replies, "I'm sorry, but you're a rope. I can't serve you, and I'm not even sure how I could. Please leave."
A short time later, the rope comes back into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender, a bit annoyed at the situation, says, "Look, I told you I can't serve you. Just go away."
A few hours later, the rope comes back in again.
The bartender is getting mad now. "Look, I told you twice that I can't serve alcohol to a rope! Now get out and STAY OUT!"
Dejectedly, the rope leaves the bar and sits at the curb until a gentleman passes by. Suddenly, the piece of rope has an idea.
"Excuse me", says the rope, "but could you do me a favor?"
"Um... me?" says the puzzled gentleman. "Uh... I guess so..."
"Great! I just need you to tie a big ol' knot right in my middle."
"Well," says the gentleman. "I just so happens I was a former Eagle Scout. Here you go," and ties a perfect knot in the rope. "Will that be all?"
The rope pauses for a second and says, "Actually, could... keep reading on reddit ➡
You pour it into a square cup.
Advertising slogan will be a doddle: “Please drink Responsibly.”
Because I just dug up some real nice roots!
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
I caught him drinking yesterday! I guess he was none the Budweiser...
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
It’s f*cking close to water.
It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbor's fridge
They dont want any cases
... well. It made Bud wiser!
I hopped to it!
Now i just have beer.
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
It's all in the hops!
Is it just regular beer?
It made Bud weiser
"One for me and one for the road"
When you pee the next day, the beer gets pissed.
Beer nuts are $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck
I was pouring a beer. My 5yr old daughter said stop, it's gonna explode...
I pour slowly and fit it all in the glass.
Daughter said "if you had two cans it would have exploded"
I replied "If I had toucans, I'd start a zoo!"
Me: Nah. Can't even pub crawl.
“I forgot to feed the dog!”
Once in a Blue Moon.
Beer Nuts are $1.39, and Deer Nuts are just under a buck.
Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.
But their sausage was the wurst!
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand
No I have enough to carry as it is...
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
A six pack.
like when you have to change someone's mind.
I think I got that Corona virus.
here in denmark, we don't have to worry about the corona virus..
we do worry about tuborgculosis
Because William Shakes Beer.
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you shit faced.”
It was called He-Brew.
Which is wurst?
not everything is made in China!
So the string goes outside and waits for a while. He goes back in and sets at the bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “we don’t serve string here.
So, frustrated the string goes back outside and sits n the curb. Boom, he gets run over and tumbles and starts to come apart.
He goes back into the same bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks closely at him and says “hey aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here?” The string looks him in the eye and says “nope, I’m a frayed knot!”
It's usually only once in a Blue Moon.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,
I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.
The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.
Thanks in advance for any help I'll get
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
...I can't pull anything out in time!
but I don’t think that anything would make my budweiser
Beer nuts are $1.98, deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer nuts are $2.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Now it's just beer.