Looking for beer-related pirate puns

I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OMCburner
šŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Dad at a get together.

Having a family get together after several of my relatives got pregnant when the conversation turns to this fact one says:

"Ahhh there must be something in the air..."

"Well, their legs." he calmly explained beer in hand and staring into thin air.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nicetuxedotodie
šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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