My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
My buddy says beer makes you smarter....
But I dont think itll make my budweiser
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?
Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?
My dad always says he only gets drunk on two beers...
By buddies and I were drinking beer and cracking jokes, but things started to get out of hand.
It was quite the brew-haha.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, ..."
"... and one for the road."
So the nurse brought the proctologist a can of beer.
“No!”, said the doctor. “I wanted a butt light.”
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
I know why beer and frog legs go together so well!
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
[an actual conversation I had with my beer loving father]
Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"
Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."
Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"
Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."
Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"
Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."
Two extraordinarily large horses were sitting at the bar having a beer. Guy walks in and says to the bartender. "Hey, what's with the Clydesdales?" Bartender says,
I put my root beer in a square glass
What kind of beer does a vampire drink?
Why did the rabbit spill its beer?
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
Beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Drinking beer with a philosopher....
Makes you nothing Budweiser.
Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?
Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
How do you know when someone can't hold their beer?
When they bring a coaster.
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Whats a pirate's favorite beer?
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
A couple is sitting in the living room drinking beer
Out of the blue the husband says, “ I love you”
“ Is that you or the beer talking” asks the wife
“It’s me” says the husband “talking to the Beer”
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer
The barman says what's it with the long face
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said “ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said
Why did Covid not get a beer at the bar?
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
I put my root beer in a square glass
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because they’re full of hops
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
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