How do you make an ale pale?

Add P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
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Medusa Ale, I couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What's Justin Trudeau's favourite ginger ale?

Canada Moist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Ya hear about the girl who dated a bottle of ginger ale?

She was Schwepped off her feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the ale say to the lager?

Hoppy new beer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/83n170
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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If a guy named Dale told a bad story about an old beer, it would be Dale's stale pale ale tale fail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark5301
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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I'm going to name my kid Ale, so that when he looks flushed I can say...

You look pale Ale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exoxe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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'cause it's Ginger Ale, get it

My parents and I moved from the USA to Canada when I was a kid and we've lived there ever since. My father recently quit drinking alcohol, and when asked about it, he likes to say: "I drank up all that they had in America, so now I'm drinking Canada Dry."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludwigvanbiteme
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I bought some blonde ale for my dad for christmas...

He said: "Is it good looking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinestero
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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What did Dr. Pepper ask the beer?

What ales you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcOnToActurus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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What would a bar owned by an English teacher be called?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabagges
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why do Germans love beer so much?

Because it’s Ale Mania!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unityforall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why was the beer quarantined?

It had the Coronavirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiggle-123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Due to a liver problem, I was advised to give up alcohol.

So I now identify as M, I gave up the ale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you know beer makes you smarter?

It made Bud wiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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I've never tried drinking...

but I gave it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reeceeboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Warning to all people who aren't 21 years old!

If you're not 21 years old, you won't be able to live in a hotel because it's a hot ale. I hope you understood, and don't do that under any (air) conditioning!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMax0803
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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HELP!! I'm in need of some pun name ideas for my new pub!

like the title says im in need of a funny/catchy/witty/ pun name for my new pub! there are already a few pubs around with catchy pun names like pub-lick, and sub-urban (they make sub sandwiches at lunch) can we come up with something better!! some info that might help you out. the pub is going to be in canberra, act, australia in the city centre i.e. civic.

lets see what we can come up with!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaleBoydd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Bartenders are pour people.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apocalypse-Cow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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What is a red heads favorite drink?

Ginger Ale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2020Hiieffect
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Near Mead you say.... denverpost.com/2016/07/23…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexerz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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Did you hear about the amphibious car?

It was toad.

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In Jamaica a steak and kidney pie costs Β£1.50

In Barbados a chicken & mushroom pie is Β£2.30

In St Kitts and Nevis a mince and onion pie costs Β£1.75

In Trinidad and Tobago you can have a steak and Ale pie for Β£2.50.

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrcenLeviathan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What do you call a bar without any beer?

Pintless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnpundit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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Wanna know the name of a famous alcoholic bootlegger?

They called him Ale Capone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GravelGrasp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The look on our servers face

Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle

Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chillhardy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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College Fraternity

I asked my dad if he was in a fraternity when he was in school.

He said "Yeah, I was in Tappa Kegga Ale."

Thanks Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxerpro22
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My boyfriend pulls out the very old bottle of Vernor's from the fridge.

"Ginger-ale? More like Ginger-stale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sml-ktchn-vgn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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I'm learning quickly.

Co-workers were talking about going to a beer tasting this weekend. Here is how the conversation unfolded.

Coworker 1: They are show casing pale ales this time.

Coworker 2: When is their ales and stouts tasting?

CW1: Oh it was last weekend.

CW2: Damn, a stout sounds so good right now.

Me: Man, sounds like you really miss-stout.

Deafening silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theintention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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I was tailgating yesterday

A girl walks up to me and asks: "Do you have any Ginger Ale?" Me: "Well we only have 1 red-headed friend with us, let me see if he brought any Ale." Girl stares at me blankly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theREALmcmuffen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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How do you make ale pale?

Just add P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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