A list of puns related to "Whisky"
Simply don't give a dram.
Just needed something to lift my spirits
Their marriage was on the rocks!
(Thank you u/VadJag for encouraging me to post this again!)
It's my son-shine
Our relationship is on the rocks.
The other replied ‘yes, but not as whisky as wobbing a bank’
You could say she's barrel-y legal
Yeh, it's full proof.
He was charged with theft on two counts!
Edit - meant whilst not whisky!
So before I gave it to her I made sure I combed my hair and tucked my shirt in.
You're neat.
Poppy cock!
Last night at the bar though she swore she need that fine rye and gosling in her life. I was sure it would Drive her crazy. What Eva
Just ice
And I have proof!
At the pub, my friend tries whisky for the first time. I ask "How do you find the whisky?"
He replies "I look at the table, and there it is!"
My wife was making gravy at the stove when she whisked too hard and splashed some on her hand, burning herself.
Not missing this opportunity I said "well you know what they say about burning yourself cooking at home.... it's the whisk you take.
At least 51% corny
Overheard this in the supermarket
Middle aged man at the till: Is that Bell's?
Woman: Yes
Man: So why don't I hear anything?
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