Whiskey is an amazing invention...

2 doubles and you start feeling single again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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A ghost walks into a taproom, "Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey"

Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I’m on a whiskey diet.

I’ve lost three days already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"

The bartender asked "why the big pause"

The bear replies "I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"

Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carr3iroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?

The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.

Personally, I think it's neat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adomoto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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whiskey please

do you want ice with that?

Yes but can I get fresh ice please none of that frozen rubbish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrescoIX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.

Bells alright? Asks the barman. None of your fucking business he replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adam14brfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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It's true whiskey improves with age.

The older I get the more I like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A man's wife decided to become a whiskey-maker.

He loved her still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidllama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night

But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I met my wife when she was a whiskey maker

I love her still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?

He pled the fifth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."

But that's just generally speaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...

"Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I have always liked whiskey, but ever since my kids were born,

I have learned to love it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I don't understand people who chase whiskey...

Not once has a bottle ever run from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyWood86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Whiskey Business

Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. After breaking open the first cask one of them says to his friend, "Is this whiskey?"

His friend says, "Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My cheating girlfriend has a job as a whiskey maker....

I love her still

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkp7211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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How does the KKK brew Whiskey?

In a Cracker Barrel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Conversation with my son: Do you have a cup for your whiskey..

No, I use a shot glass..a cup is too big..7 shots bottle empty

-Dad, no!

and I would be dead..

-In that case, dead, no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSSSK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?

He Lifted their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey

I'm calling the shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfather’s whiskey collection.

That way, he could be there in spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one guy asks, "Is this whiskey?"

The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3BeesKnees
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I'm on the new Whiskey Diet.

I've lost 4 days already!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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As a kid I attempted stealing alcohol from the refrigerator i then realized it was too whiskey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicDuck511
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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My kids were arguing about what to watch on Netflix, so I started yelling, β€œVodka! Tequila! Whiskey!...”

β€œIn this house, I call the shots.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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How do mountain climbers like their whiskey?

On the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHopelessSemantic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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May the Fifth Be Whiskey!

I like my rye humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you call a half wine/half whiskey mix?

Jacques Daniels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wondering-knight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why is Irish whiskey triple distilled?

To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyJoeDavola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products

which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Whiskey and rum so are no longer allowed on Uber rides

You can only Lyft your spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/americangame
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I recently found out that im allergic to whiskey...

Every time I drink it I break out into tears and bad decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badger432
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.

"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.

"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What does a judge get with his whiskey?

Just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirnogbert88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A bear walks into a bar and says β€žGive me a whiskey and... cola.β€œ

Bartender: β€žWhy the big pause?β€œ Bear: β€žIβ€˜m not sure... I was born with them.β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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My relationship with whiskey is....

On the rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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If my wife made whiskey,

I'd love her still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I'm on a whiskey diet

I've lost 10 days already!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socrkng57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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