Whiskey is an amazing invention...
2 doubles and you start feeling single again.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
A ghost walks into a taproom, "Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey"
Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Iβm on a whiskey diet.
Iβve lost three days already.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
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︎ May 03 2020
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?
The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
whiskey please
do you want ice with that?
Yes but can I get fresh ice please none of that frozen rubbish!
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︎ Oct 15 2020
βPoor old fool.β thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought heβd humor the old man and asked, βSo how many have you caught today?β
The old man replied, βYouβre the eighth.β
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︎ May 19 2020
I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Quasimodo walks into a bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.
Bells alright? Asks the barman.
None of your fucking business he replies.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
It's true whiskey improves with age.
The older I get the more I like it.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A man's wife decided to become a whiskey-maker.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I met my wife when she was a whiskey maker
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︎ May 31 2020
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."
But that's just generally speaking.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...
"Sorry we donβt serve food here."
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I have always liked whiskey, but ever since my kids were born,
I have learned to love it.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I don't understand people who chase whiskey...
Not once has a bottle ever run from me.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Whiskey Business
Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. After breaking open the first cask one of them says to his friend, "Is this whiskey?"
His friend says, "Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."
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︎ May 15 2020
My cheating girlfriend has a job as a whiskey maker....
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︎ Nov 13 2019
How does the KKK brew Whiskey?
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Conversation with my son: Do you have a cup for your whiskey..
No, I use a shot glass..a cup is too big..7 shots bottle empty
-Dad, no!
and I would be dead..
-In that case, dead, no!
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey
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︎ May 20 2019
To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfatherβs whiskey collection.
That way, he could be there in spirit.
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︎ May 22 2019
Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one guy asks, "Is this whiskey?"
The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."
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︎ May 27 2018
I'm on the new Whiskey Diet.
I've lost 4 days already!
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︎ Oct 10 2018
As a kid I attempted stealing alcohol from the refrigerator i then realized it was too whiskey.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
My kids were arguing about what to watch on Netflix, so I started yelling, βVodka! Tequila! Whiskey!...β
βIn this house, I call the shots.β
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︎ Mar 05 2019
How do mountain climbers like their whiskey?
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︎ Apr 23 2018
May the Fifth Be Whiskey!
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︎ May 05 2019
What do you call a half wine/half whiskey mix?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Why is Irish whiskey triple distilled?
To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
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︎ Dec 16 2017
Whiskey and rum so are no longer allowed on Uber rides
You can only Lyft your spirits.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
I recently found out that im allergic to whiskey...
Every time I drink it I break out into tears and bad decisions.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "One whiskey and ................... one coke.
"Why the big pause?" - says the bartender.
"I don't know. I was born with them" - says the bear.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
What does a judge get with his whiskey?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
A bear walks into a bar and says βGive me a whiskey and... cola.β
Bartender: βWhy the big pause?β
Bear: βIβm not sure... I was born with them.β
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︎ Sep 02 2019
My relationship with whiskey is....
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︎ Oct 06 2019
If my wife made whiskey,
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet
I've lost 10 days already!
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︎ Apr 06 2019
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