The Doctor said I should drink more Scotch
Also, I’m now calling myself The Doctor
What does Bruce Wayne drink with his scotch?
Just ice.
I met a lady at a bar who was a housekeeper. I offered to buy her a drink. She said, "sure. I'll take a scotch..."
"Make it neat."
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
How do cavemen drink their scotch?
On the rocks...
What’s the difference between a scotch man and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney’
Do you know what the difference is between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?
No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!
“May I have your finest scotch please?”, I asked the guy behind the counter.
“It’s just a roll of tape, sir,” said the cashier at Staples.
Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch.
She didn't like it.
I'm new to Scotch drinking, but I don't like ones with peat. Buddy convinced me to try one
Yeah, re-peat: my mistake
We were drinking scotch last night...
"Oooh. What year is it?"
"Well, it's 2014. But if we wait a bit it might change."
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
