Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
Did I tell you guys about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
Why did the tree cross the street?
They were opening a new branch on the other side
What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?
Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
From my 10 yr old. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE PLAYGROUND?"
To get to the other slide
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a bunny ?
What do you get when you cross a Roman emperor with a covid pandemic?
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rino?
Why did the undefined cross the road?
Why did the preschooler cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
I can't think of a better way to cross the lake
What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?
My 5 year old just got me with this one: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. “Hey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
what do you get when you cross a shih tzu and a bulldog?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a dodgeball?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was poultry in motion.
What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?
What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
I'd like to plug my wife's attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bath tub.
But it's too late....she sank.
Why was the girl cross with the guy after he broke up with her?
My wife told me to stop cross dressing.
So I packed her things and left.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store.
What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why did the sperm cross the road today?
Because I wore the wrong Socks on...
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
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