Back in my day, we used to cough to cover up a fart.
But nowadays, with Covid, you fart to cover up a cough.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
What do you call things that are said under the covers?
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
I was putting the outlet cover back on the wall while my wife was working at the computer with her back to me...
She said “what are you doing? What is that noise?”
I said “I’ve been screwing around behind your back.”
She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.
I found it way more entertaining then she did.
Someone recently came back from surgery after an accident with their eye. They got a new eye and a mechanical cover that can shine light while covering the eye
The doctors called it eyeLEDs
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
I recently received a book with “do not read until the year 2030” written on the cover
But that’s a story for another time
I’m starting an all male cover band of an all female country band.
We are... The Chickse Dicks!
Oh look, The diction-fairy (never judge a girl by her cover) XD
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
Hey pal, why won’t you cover your face while you’re in public?
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
My dad always used to say " you should never judge a book by its cover"
And its for that reason, that he lost his job as chairman of the British Book Cover Awards panel
My new favorite cover band?
There's a new Fab-Four cover band - The Eetles.. Biggest difference?
Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
My wife traumatically removed the covers from me last night
But I think I will recover
How do hobbits cover their food?
Did you know that the chemical composition of snow changes from "H2O" to "Ba" when it covers your car?
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles
A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
what did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
Back in my day, you used to cough to cover up a fart
Now with Covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough
I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD
Now she just can't let it go