You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..?

but it's actually more sluggish..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I hear she has really come out of her shell.
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Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_365
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Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soliart
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TIL that snails can shed their shells

You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketDocRyan
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I wrote a book about armadillo shells the other day

It’s a hard back

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Why does a mermaid wear sea-shells

Because she outgrew her b-shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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How do you get a snail out of its shell?

You slug it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KayakFlyFisher74
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Shell yeah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddawg90
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

Egg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisRockley
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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?

Because they can’t have mussels.

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Here's this sub in a nut shell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pud3000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Interviewer: "So, how was your last job in a nut shell?"

Me: "I never worked in a nut shell."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
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You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?

On the shellf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
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I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.

"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What kind of nut doesn't have a shell

Donuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Me and my mother-in-law's relationship in a nut shell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usdsquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidtype
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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It's time to shell-ebrate!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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The snail left his shell at home.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Felt bad for that garden snail after he lost his shell..

Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Me in a nut shell,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My mother has a beautifully arranged shell-f at her home.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ostrantula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I'm a shell of a man

Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.

After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!

Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.

"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"

The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.

Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"

The saleswoman says sure and asks why.

The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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This made me laugh a shell of a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
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My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smilingball
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Shell of a time
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Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiams
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Shells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone56409
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Honey, our relationship can't go on if you just close yourself into a shell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell

You can hear the SΓ­.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
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My friend was talking about how he found a box of shotgun shells in his desk

I asked him if he could hear the ocean in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nessnesn64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A met a snail who had its shell removed

He said he felt a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnShallot2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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If you took the shell off a snail...

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0eYT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trispir
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I thought a snail would be faster without it's shell but actually it is quite sluggish

high quality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdonut0w0
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