Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bo_veytia
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Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?

It had to wear a pod cast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HanlonRazor
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeastWhiteKid
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
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Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
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Pod racing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jothebest75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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I use to be addicted to tide pods.

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImBatmanFromGotham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2018
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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackFunk
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My wife said our kids were like two peas in a pod.

I said there's only one "p" in pod.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dudecancode
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It’s easier to deter ladies from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_real_omnibagel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2019
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POD racing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wobbleys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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What do you call a place that sells Juuls and Juul pods: a Juulery store
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ladrolash
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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I used to work at a store that put the teas on the same shelf as the pea pods.

Whenever someone asked where the butterfly pea flower tea was, we would say, β€œBlue tea is in the aisle of the pea holder.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TomSFox
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaPenguinMann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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Inktober Day 12: A Whale Pod!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClockworkBomb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2018
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatCoconut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2018
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I was addicted to Tide Pods

I’m clean now

(Edit: grammar)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IvisTheTerrible
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2018
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Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?

I'm washing my figure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shwoople
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2018
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2019
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Don't eat tide pods

No lye, it's a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshWithaQ
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Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chopchopchops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2018
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ricbertymorytinez
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I think this whole tide pod thing is going to really come to a head in a couple of months, do watch out...

...beware the Tides of March.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mish106
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2018
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What do you call a space-pod you can put yourself in?

An Ipod

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nipixel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2017
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These seed pods that our daughter keeps tripping on suck!!

Me: yeah, they really are the pits!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/foflexity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2016
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2018
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It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qscjkudc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2019
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods

But it’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2018
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It’s easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luciferintite
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods

It's more difficult to deter gents though

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BecauseImBatman_irl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2018
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Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?

It's much harder to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dewabarrelrole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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We get along like two peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2019
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It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods

It’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2018
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Is eating Tide Pods considered "clean eating"?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gilly8885
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