Lost one of my AirPods
Now I call the other one Highlander
I’ve since changed the name to:
“Lance Armstrong’s Testes”
What do you call a pair of backup AirPods?
Spair Pods.
AirPods, more like...
78% Nitrogen, 20.9% Oxygen, 0.90% Argon gases, 0.17% Other gases, 0.03% Carbon Dioxide Pods
We got my daughter knockoff AirPods for Christmas
We call them her faux pods
My friend doesn't speak broke since he got airpods for Christmas...
But his mic do.
Do airpods work in space?
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds
A boy was sitting at home playing video games when suddenly his dad bursts in through the front door and says, “Son, look, check out my new AirPods!”
The boy looks at his father’s ears but sees nothing. “Dad, there’s nothing there.”
“Yeah I know, they’re literal!”
My wife got a hair cut, earrings, airpods, and makeup after she got a raise at work.
All that money really went to her head.
Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street
You might get hearing AIDS.
Why were the two Airpods so friendly with each other?
They were earbuds
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
2 years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
