It's on its last lag...
Why-Fi
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Me: Whoa! I would need a password now?
A bluetooth.
Heirpods
Would they be called bearpods
Ethernyet
I'm having battery issues.
"You get yourself a wireless cat."
source: From a helpdesk trainer I worked with. It's still dadjoke quality though.
takes reader from waitress and holds to ear
"Hello?"
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
I find that very hard to deal with.
Me: A what?
Him: A repeater.
Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin
Him: Oh my god.
http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png
A wireless hop-spot.
Wireless devices often sound chord-less.
...I’m with the times, and going wireless.
Rott-wireless
She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.
I couldn't. Unfortunately, wireless technology is far too advanced for me.
Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had
Me: "What about this shopping center? Its got a Waffle House, a sushi place, a burger place and a Verizon wireless. "
Wife: "What would we get at the Verizon store? "
Me: "Not alot. They charge by the byte."
Groans were had, but I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of lunch.
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Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.
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Keep card in wallet.
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Put machine to ear.
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"Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."
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Hand 'phone' to waiter.
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Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.
Wife: I'm looking for a wireless nursing bra. Help me find one.
Me: So you want something that comes with WiFi?
Wife: Go wait in the car...
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
We were walking towards the car and passed some road works where I couldn't really see what they were doing, there was just a ditch being dug with no tubes or cables in sight. I asked him what he thought they were placing, his response "Well obviously they're laying the new wireless internet"
It's on its last lag.
