What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
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︎ Jun 29 2020
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
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︎ May 12 2020
Wires should be called wheres
Nobody asks why they exist, just where do they go.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do parent wires do with bad kid wires
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
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︎ May 03 2020
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Did you ever see how wires are made?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...
... I thought, that makes sense, itβs a swordfish, theyβre good at fencing.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
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︎ Nov 21 2019
My wife and I have problems understanding each other and always get wires crossed.
But I love it when the sparks fly.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I saw some kids outside playing with live wires.
I think they should be grounded.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"
Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."
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︎ Nov 01 2019
I strip wires for a living.
Itβs not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ May 03 2018
Why do crows sit on electric wires? - To make long distance caws.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny
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︎ Jul 27 2019
My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Fatherβs Day.
When I asked what happened to the old ones he said β they decided it was time to go to wire collegeβ
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...
I told him heβs grounded.
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︎ Jan 26 2018
A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar, and his friend challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under 2 seconds. He responds...
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I touched an old electricity wire
I'm CURRENTly shocked by how old it is
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︎ Jan 29 2019
The best music playing devices have wires.
Wireless devices often sound chord-less.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
I was going to wire a time travel joke but...
You guys said it was a repost.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
"Don't touch that electric wire with your bare hands!"
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︎ Jul 01 2018
A man walked into a wire trimming store with two wires
He came out one wire short
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out βdiscordβ
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︎ Jun 13 2018
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Did you ever see how wires are made?
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I strip wires for a living.
Itβs not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
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︎ Sep 22 2017
what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ May 04 2018
What happens when a cow leaps over a barbed wire fence?
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