What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?

He grounded him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Red_Mailbox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasha678910
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioWoLFex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires

So I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire

It’s a balancing act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadipolka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire

Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpbojoe
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Wires should be called wheres

Nobody asks why they exist, just where do they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkiy1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do parent wires do with bad kid wires

Ground them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Did you ever see how wires are made?

It’s pretty shocking

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...

... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.

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What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while

If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My wife and I have problems understanding each other and always get wires crossed.

But I love it when the sparks fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrofighter258
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I saw some kids outside playing with live wires.

I think they should be grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudman1969
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"

Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I strip wires for a living.

It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder devastation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pa526
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Why do crows sit on electric wires? - To make long distance caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetraveller1992
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers fighting over a penny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOhKnow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.

When I asked what happened to the old ones he said β€œ they decided it was time to go to wire college”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milfhunter6969-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...

I told him he’s grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BalenTheWeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar, and his friend challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under 2 seconds. He responds...

I conduit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman2600
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I touched an old electricity wire

I'm CURRENTly shocked by how old it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowsLight65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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The best music playing devices have wires.

Wireless devices often sound chord-less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.

Now she's grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I was going to wire a time travel joke but...

You guys said it was a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoshiofthewire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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"Don't touch that electric wire with your bare hands!"

I thought I was human.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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A man walked into a wire trimming store with two wires

He came out one wire short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flying_cheeto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out β€˜discord’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookletonslogs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodoboy30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you ever see how wires are made?

It’s pretty shocking

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I strip wires for a living.

It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokedgouda9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatgreyscowl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?

udder destruction.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What happens when a cow leaps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLHT2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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