How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair
This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.
How does the moon cut his hair?
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?
What do you call a Scot with a bad hair cut?
Son: Dad, can I get a hair cut?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...
I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback
She said, “You can’t!”
“I will!”
“But that’s rat-tail-iation!”
PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.
I said "You Ken if you want to."
I went to cut my dads hair
When I went into the kitchen I noticed this near-empty spice bottle, when I realized what it was I had to hurry into the living room before the haircut as I pulled out this classic line with the bottle in-hand.
“We have to hurry! I didn’t realize we were running out of thyme!”
I felt like the universe planted that perfectly for me.
I learned from the best, then I cut his hair.
I went and got my hair cut today, but I can't remember it
I think she spiked my hair
I just had to cut my own hair and I'm not really happy with it...
Did you hear about the fella who tried to cut his own hair?
He was rushed to hospital with a hairline fracture
If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...
Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?
I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...
...but it's really starting to grow on me.
I cut my own hair last week...
It was a bit too short and at first I didn't like it, but it's growing on me
How do romans cut their hair?
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...
I instantly regretted getting my hair cut short.
But I'll admit, it's starting to grow on me.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Returning home from the barber, had a true old man moment today. My kid: “Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?”
“No son, I got them ALL cut!”
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
How does the moon cut its hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut its hair?
Dad, did you get your hair cut?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
“ Dad did you get a hair cut?”
How does the moon cut its hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
I got my hair cut last week. I thought it was too short at the time...
... But now it's growing on me.
How does the moon cut its hair?
How does the moon cut his hair.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Son: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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