I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...

It’s growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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If your hair is long enough when shampooing...

Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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i used to hate my long hair and beard.

but it really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tgreezie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What does the moon do when his hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDicken
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Told my friend about my long hair

I didn’t like it at first but it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baethan17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?

Yeah, that is called tress-passing.

(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...

It really grew on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoOfEmYesterday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I usually like my hair long but when i cut it shirt it started to grow on me

I meant short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klearg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My executive assistant has long hair.

I call him my mane man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My daughter said to me "Daddy, your hair is getting so long. Do you like it looking like that?"

I said "It's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foyeldagain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Wife: I’m thinking about getting my hair cut above my shoulders. Maybe a long bob.

Me: So... like a Robert?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gniphe
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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People with long hair don't get enough credit

This stuff is hard to mane-tain.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Dad - I want to try and wear my long hair up but I’m little abraid....

Mom - I wouldn’t. Man puns are lame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I'm growing my hair long for the first time ever and my wife HATES it...

so yesterday I asked her...

Me:"Is my hair growing on you at all?"

Her:"No"

Me:"Well it sure is growing on me"

I got the biggest eye roll in quite awhile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewGene
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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My white long haired cat, Noah, has a lot of hair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snickles19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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The reason long hair never dates...

...they always split in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unComikal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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How Long Have You Had Your Hair?

I was looking through pictures of my dad in the 70s, surprised how long his hair was. Made me wonder what was the longest he had ever had it.

Me: How long have you had your hair?

Dad: 56 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruinScott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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After having my long hair for the last few years, I finally had most of it cut off

Friends and family seeing my new hair cut for the first time have all asked me the same question:

"Oh, you cut your hair off?"

"No", I respond. I let them struggle with an internal dilemma, doubting reality, wondering if they were losing touch life, until I finally respond, "My hairdresser cut it off."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebacon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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I used to not like long hair, but...

It’s really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArthurFrostblade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I don't like having long hair...

...but it's kind of growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thepopcornrider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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At first I didn't like how long my hair was getting

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotThermos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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