If you don’t get why catholics have dirty foreheads today...

Why don’t you just ash them?

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What did Goliath do, after David slung a stone deep into the giants forehead?

He go lieth down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A quadriplegic man became famous playing beautiful piano classics with only his nose, ears, chin, and forehead.

Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Dogs don’t have foreheads

They only have one, duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fresh_Ham48
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Told my gf she was drawing her eyebrows too high on her forehead...

She looked surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL

It’s Nationwide now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squadly_santana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My forehead is very lenient with my eyebrows.

It gives them a lot of wiggle room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theycallmedandan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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When you have to choose between between going out with your ex again or have a growth on your forehead, what is that choice called?

An ex-or-cyst?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My wife caught glitter on my forehead.

My oldest asked me why I needed glitter at the office?

I told him because I wanted to be flashy.

The look his mom gave me was jackpot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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When I used to be a wrestler, I would get a guy in a head lock and write my name on their forehead.

It was my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What do you call when you're in milk up to your forehead?

Past-your-eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FSCicotti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.

It was a real unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Wife said she has wood glue on her forehead and couldn't get it off.

I looked at her and said, "That's because you're a blockhead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

She needed to makeup her mind!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashVayne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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I saw an article in the news claiming a cure for forehead wrinkles

Talk about headline news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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While I may be circumcised, at least I still have my forehead skin.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2015
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Wife told me my forehead had peeling skin

My wife sits on my lap, looks at my face for a few seconds, then picks at my forehead and tells me I'm peeling.

wife: You're peeling.

me: a?

w: what? your forehead is peeling.

m: a?

w: 'a' what?

m: a?

w: huh?

m: just one spot?

w: well just one spot, but several flakes

m: so just one spot?

w: yeah

m: so, a?

w: ...

m: a?

w: what are you trying to tell me?

m: you find me appealing?

Wife gets up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdb3001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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