Why don’t you just ash them?
He go lieth down.
Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."
She looked surprised.
It’s Nationwide now
It gives them a lot of wiggle room.
My oldest asked me why I needed glitter at the office?
I told him because I wanted to be flashy.
The look his mom gave me was jackpot.
It was my signature move.
It was a real unique corn.
I looked at her and said, "That's because you're a blockhead."
She needed to makeup her mind!
Talk about headline news
My wife sits on my lap, looks at my face for a few seconds, then picks at my forehead and tells me I'm peeling.
wife: You're peeling.
w: what? your forehead is peeling.
w: 'a' what?
m: just one spot?
w: well just one spot, but several flakes
m: so just one spot?
m: so, a?
w: what are you trying to tell me?
m: you find me appealing?
Wife gets up