Last time I chnecked neck puns weren't a thing. Neckst time I hear a neck pun I will wrneck you with my bioneckology.
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck..
But at least now I can look back and laugh..
It's the girl neck's door
Do we practice neck-romancy here?
This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’
I said: ‘Is that a fret?'
I wasn't sure about this rash on my neck at first...
...but it's starting to grow on me.
A person with no head or neck...
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
When someone calls you a pain in the neck..
They really mean you’re a pain in the assophagus
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
Why do vampires bite people's necks to turn them undead?
Because they're neck romancers.
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
It took me a long time to recover from my broken neck
but afterwards, I never looked back.
I cricked my neck a few weeks ago and it’s changed my life forever.
I haven’t looked back since
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
Because their head is so far from their body
Why do giraffes have long necks?
I was going to get a face tattoo but decided to get a neck tattoo instead.
I guess I’ll have to work my way up to it.
Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
My guitar neck got nervous
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago...
And I've never looked back since
Edit: spelling
My doctor bit my neck and tried to give me a hickey.
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I'm sticking my neck out on this one
Someone wanted to fight about whether I was wearing a neck-tie or a cravat.
I don’t know who was right, either way my ascot kicked.
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body...
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
because their head is really far away from their body
It was no fun when I sprained my neck in a car accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.
I said, “is that a fret?”
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