I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

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You should quit while you're a head
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A book just fell on my head

I only have my shelf to blame

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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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My dad always use to say β€˜Two heads are better than one.'

A wonderful father.

Terrible surgeon.

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A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
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Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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So my daughter is clearing the table and holds her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."

"I'm breathing underwater."

I've never been prouder.

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Sat at the PC gaming last night and a bloody book hit me on the head!

I only have my shelf to blame!

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My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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I was walking in a parking lot and tripped. I hit my head on a car.

I fell into a Tacoma

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I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...

Luckily, it was a soft drink!

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What do bobble heads and dads in passing have in common?

Nod a whole lot

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The other day I saw a duck standing on top of another duck’s head.

I guess I saw a paradox.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?

Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.

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I've just bought a bottle of head lice treatment but there's no instructions on how to use it.

It's left me scratching my head to be honest.

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Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?

Everybody needed help rolling their joints

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I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.

That’s how I roll

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A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor said...

β€œI’ll give you some cream to put on that”.

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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?

An agi-tater!

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I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.

It was a soft white.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

An ambulance! He's got a car on his head!

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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

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My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...

It was capsized.

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My head lmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...

I hit a Homer.

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Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.

So I said β€œBee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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He's surely gotten a head of himself, hasn't he? πŸ€”
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” I replied, β€œDon’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...

β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?

That would be soda pressing.

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This thing just popped up in my head and I had to do it.
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What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?

Dam.

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Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating

or just mething around?

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I got caught coming through customs with a large sculpture of Beethoven’s head

The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!

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What do you call a woman that plays pool while balancing a pint on her head?

Beertrix Potter

(The 'Burnadebt' joke from last night reminded me that my dad told me both those jokes about 25 years ago! Definitely using them if I ever end up being a dad.)

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Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?

They had suffered a corncussion

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This sounded punny in my head.

So I was thinking...

This is a coat hanger:

https://preview.redd.it/s5njbr4y05z41.jpg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6030cd17759f66dc358567becc1d4a0b07e0e260

Technically, isn't this also a coat hangar:

https://preview.redd.it/yayo0qhz05z41.jpg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e400ba116c6179153c3c93618094c9c1ffd89c

Which would make this a hanger hangar:

https://preview.redd.it/o9sl37b015z41.jpg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2796f454c9ebfe2577066cf30da799affa959d4f

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Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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My daughter put her eye patch on my girlfriend's head like a horn.

Who knew she was able to breed unicornias

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So today I fell asleep on the toilet and my two sons love to pretend they are cowboys they saw I was asleep and they put something on my head

When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head

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I'm trying to remember a joke about a statue head

I can't though, it's a bust...

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Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off

I think they're stalking me

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I think I might have head lice but I’m not sure.

It’s a real head scratcher, and quite honestly I’m just itching to find a solution.

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Without a heads up in advance.
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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Did you head about the chameleon who couldn’t change color?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?

Because she's a master of nun.

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A book fell on my head yesterday

I guess I only have my shelf to blame

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People say the back of my head looks really nice

But I don't see it

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Today I learned what happened to Marie Antoinette’s head!

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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits

So from a distance it looks like hares

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says; "hey, what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate says, "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head!"

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I got a callback about being in a head banging music video. The caller said

Would pecker be available?

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Just a heads up.

If you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID, ignore it. It's spam.

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I finally got rid of my head lice

That problem's outta my hair

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I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!

I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice

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I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head

I’m such a egghead

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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?
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Did you hear about the guy who got stuck head first in a hole?

He had nowhere to go, butt up.

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Why the monkey put a steak on his head?

He thought he was a grilla.

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Metal Heads
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A book falls on Sean Connery's head

"Well, I've only got my shelf to blame"

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While redoing the hardwood my wife thought it would be a good idea to toss me a plank. It hit me in the head.

I was floored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
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Went right over head
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bas524
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I once got severe pain in my head from inhaling too much of steam.

It was a big mist-ache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.

A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop108
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A book fell on my head.

I've only got my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaketoday
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Off the top of my head...

I can't seem to remember where I left my hat.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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My mate Dave told me he’s started shaving his head to hide his thinning hair.

I think it’s a pretty bald strategy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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A hawk landed on my head yesterday

It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hlee89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head

i’m such a egg head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashgallade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Have you heard of the guy who wanted to do a head transplant?

Personally, I don't think anybody should go ahead with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgamesh1242
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What do you call a floating head whose life has no meaning?

A no-body

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What's it mean when you have a song stuck in your head?

You have a one-track mind.

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I hit the nail on the head
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebarooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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A book just fell on my head.

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dash_hhh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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People say the back of my head looks really nice

But I don't see it

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