Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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I failed to get elected as a union leader but you know there's this old saying...
Union some you lose some.
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Whatβs the silent leader of the Autobots called?
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My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
How do pigeons elect their leaders?
They donβt. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo dβΓ©tat.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What happened when the leader of Russia went to jail
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
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How do chickens overthrow their leader?
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What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
Heβs acting like a real Mitch.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
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︎ Sep 15 2020
World Leaders, pt. 1
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
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︎ Apr 07 2020
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
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The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot
Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"
Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"
Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"
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The leader of a small settlement had a good life
People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..
However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.
He had lost his pre-village.
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What did the did the French tree leader say to the other French trees?
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One of the greatest leaders of our time
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
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︎ May 01 2020
Supreme leader smoke
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
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︎ May 15 2020
What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why is there confusion over the health of North Koreaβs leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor βhow is Kim Jong Un?β
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?
The Stagnation of the Buck
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
What do you call a Russian leader when he gets sick?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
He was bread to be a leader
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︎ May 16 2019
My High School Band Leader always wanted me to play louder
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What do you call the leader of the gourds?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Where do Arabian leaders like to eat?
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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
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The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
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︎ Sep 22 2019
What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Pablo Escobar was the leader of the MedellΓn Cartel.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
The leader of a church kept making false doomsday predictions.
The church recently filed to be a non-prophet organization.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What do you call the leader of an elven cult?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
What happened when the leader of Russia committed a crime?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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