In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The 1st female vice-president!
America has really Kamalong way
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why hasnβt Joe ran for president before?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
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︎ Nov 13 2020
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..
...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What did the secret service yell when Disney sent assassins after our president?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
If Kanye West becomes president
The world will be more hip and hopeful.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Which President was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
The secret service has a new protocol if there's a threat in the room with the president
They used to yell down. Now it's
"Donald duck!"
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
What should you do if Russia's president offers you tea?
Never drink it. You never know what he putin there.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?
All his mini strokes put him above par.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Hereβs why presidents donβt use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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︎ Aug 07 2020
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