The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
With Trump gone from the presidency
hindsight really will be 2020.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why will Republicans win the presidency?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How did Trump manage to turn all his horse shit into a presidency?
Because heβs a stable genius.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
If Netflix did a documentary about the change in presidency in 2016, they should call it.....
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Trump was asked about his thoughts on the previous presidency
He said it was an Obama-nation
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︎ Nov 20 2018
JFK's presidency really went to his head.
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︎ Jun 13 2016
What will the inauguration balls be like if Deez Nuts wins the presidency of the U.S. ?
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︎ Aug 24 2015
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?
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︎ May 06 2021
Welcoming our new company president, everyone danced the Bossa Nova.
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︎ May 03 2021
President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What American President had the highest approval rating among pirates?
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︎ May 04 2021
Iβm voting for the Rock for president..
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Who is the most open-minded president?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?
...cause those hips donβt lie
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︎ Apr 06 2021
If Kanye becomes president, how long till weβre celebrating Yeezster instead?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Have you heard the news that Liberty University is suing the founderβs son and former university president?
That Jerry doesnβt Fall Well.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I tried running for the president
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︎ Apr 11 2021
I've always wanted to be the US President like my dad
He too always wanted to be the US President
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess heβs just Biden his time.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Why does the president stop at the traffic light?
Because he's a Law A 'Biden' citizen
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president
Because I am washing-a-ton
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Whatβs the president of Moroccoβs name?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Ring...ring...
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You donβt know what youβre missing
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︎ Apr 09 2021
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
They didn't like the President's breath.
So they gave him peach mints.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
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