The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!

He won by ten percent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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With Trump gone from the presidency

hindsight really will be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why will Republicans win the presidency?

They have a Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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How did Trump manage to turn all his horse shit into a presidency?

Because he’s a stable genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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If Netflix did a documentary about the change in presidency in 2016, they should call it.....

Orange is the new black.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slackbladerered
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Trump was asked about his thoughts on the previous presidency

He said it was an Obama-nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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JFK's presidency really went to his head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabidmoose12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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What will the inauguration balls be like if Deez Nuts wins the presidency of the U.S. ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpauburn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?

It's true though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Welcoming our new company president, everyone danced the Bossa Nova.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana

The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What American President had the highest approval rating among pirates?

F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I’m voting for the Rock for president..

Dwayne the swamp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump

But you can't really compare apples to oranges.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Who is the most open-minded president?

John F. Kennedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvGeek1245
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?

...cause those hips don’t lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connolnp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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If Kanye becomes president, how long till we’re celebrating Yeezster instead?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Might-Aromatic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Have you heard the news that Liberty University is suing the founder’s son and former university president?

That Jerry doesn’t Fall Well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I tried running for the president

He got away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simpsonsdude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I've always wanted to be the US President like my dad

He too always wanted to be the US President

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?

Okay, Biden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwishidie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?

I guess he’s just Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Play2Win1776
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why does the president stop at the traffic light?

Because he's a Law A 'Biden' citizen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d7my_d7oom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president

Because I am washing-a-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XTREME-GAMER26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president

because I live in Canada.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Only-Lurk-SRD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the dime run for President?

Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What’s the president of Morocco’s name?

Morocco Bama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stockjohn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?

Counterfeits!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Ring...ring...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?

WASHING-TON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/femifoodie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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They didn't like the President's breath.

So they gave him peach mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyk42k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?

A blinkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/japandler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baalbaking58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A president getting impeached twice?

That really trumps all the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjmcm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.

At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.

Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jodyleblanc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President

...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwhaught
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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