Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Microsoft Office Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valencioviegas
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Office puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valyyn
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My dorky office pun of the afternoon imgur.com/4ZfGwLg
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My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did

Daughter: "Quarantine."

Me: . . .

Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
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I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwinDaPenguin
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We have a strict hierarchy policy for PPE usage at my office...

Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you

You have my word

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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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What is the king of office supplies?

The ruler, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dracolytch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Just another joke making rounds in the Office
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office

- Word

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After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...

To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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To the person whole stole my Microsoft Office

I will find you, you have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcslater
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Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.

Nurse tell him i can't see him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...

You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksol88
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They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult

But I didn’t expect it to be that hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
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Started a job at an accounting apprenticeship office... took me an unreasonably long time to get the pun in their slogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeMissKeesha
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A potato walks into a theripsists office

Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
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There is not mushroom left in this office..
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

He said no, this is light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonheatz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office

They get really annoyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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It wasn't a difficult decision for Milton to set the office building on fire.

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreaminTom
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Me: *arriving at the office after lunch in a nice red dress.*

My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!

Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjarkr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, β€œI like it well done!”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot to me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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What are Amazon’s office buildings collectively called?

Prime propeties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoethirty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willow-wolliW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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A man started wearing a blanket to the office

His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...

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My optometrist opened a new office.

It's a site for sore eyes.

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I made a joke about wine in my office, no one laughed

It did not age well

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I just saw the maintenance guy change a lightbulb in our office.

He was climbing up the corporate ladder.

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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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A guy walks into his doctors office saying, β€œHelp me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” β€œHold on,” says the doctor,

β€œBe a little patient.”

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I just logged out of my office.

Now my office smells.

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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
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I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...

...well, that's the Word on the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office, and they're going to pay.

You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"

The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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What did the doctor say when everybody left his office extremely slowly?

"I'm losing my patience!"

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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Home Office Fitness
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A new elevator was just put into my office building

Some would say that’s a STEP up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfalling52
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I’ve decided to open up an ophthalmologist office for homosexuals

It’s called The Gaze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dancer9d9
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A man leaps into the Doctor's office, flashlight in his mouth, both hands behind his back, screaming "It's the mawkew! Oh God the Mawkew!!...

...I fell on my awt supplies and it went stwaight up my wectum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
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A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said β€œit’s becoming apparent that you’re becoming a parent”.

Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What did the dragon say to the office worker?

You're fired!

Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieDR
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Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stahrcrash
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"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"

"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"

"No I don't need that many"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterycereal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Microsoft office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_Hunt89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilads
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I was at work when i passed by the interviewer's office and saw a small bear walk out depressed, I went in and asked "Whats his deal?"

They said he wasn't Koalafied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I don’t like using Excel at my office

It invites people to spread sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainpain152
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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.

At least he’s an ok broomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.

I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_partyraiser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Office Politics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qu1etus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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The teacher asked the student about the progress on the Microsoft Office course.

The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burt_tts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I just won an award for most secretive person in the office

I can't tell you how much it means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0ring_person
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A man walked to the doctors office

The man says:" doctor, my hands don't stop shaking."

The doctor asked:"have you been drinking?"

Then the man replied:"no, I can't, because I spill all of it. "

A joke my dad told me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urihagever
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So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:

Dammit autocorrect!

I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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To the guy that stole my Microsoft office

I will find you. You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitaBoyo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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This light in the bathroom at my office has been out for a year. Today it was finally replaced. One might say it was the β€œhighlight” of my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojoson24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Told my kid "Go to the Principal's Office!"

I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."

Homeschool is tough work....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shortbusaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters...

He skipped the Q.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Just another day at the office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kakipipi23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office. I’ll find out who it is.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jashbrowns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennedystyle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I'm gonna save it for the Office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/endofdaays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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A patient goes into a doctor's office for examination...

Doctor: On a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain are you experiencing?

Patient: Ο€

Doctor: pi?

Patient: Low level, but never ending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerfDaRerf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is β€˜Mr. Compromise”.

It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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As the newest medic on my shift, my boss told me it was my responsibility to watch the office.

I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Office Pun

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it"

Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office

I will find you, you have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harel2710
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.....

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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