Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
Yesterday, I went to my psychiatrist office wearing saran wrap pants. And my psychiatrist said...
"Clearly; I can see you're nuts."
What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
A Physicist Walks into a Therapists office...
Doc: Tell me how you're feeling
Physicist: I'm low on energy and I'm beginning to think nothing matters.
A naked guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts”
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?
All my Excels live in XLSX!
Why did the gay man apply to the post office?
cuz he was interested in male delivery.
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
A cartoonist was found dead in his office
A cartoonist was found dead in his office.
Details are sketchy.
My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
Why don't women like MS office
Because it's Micro and Soft
Why did the Joker enjoyed working in the post office on the weekends ?
Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !
Where do you put your problems when going to the office?
What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?
The shredder. They fought with it too much.
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
Someone really did a number on the office bathroom.
I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
Coworker's response to us wearing similar outfits at office job
"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"
A man walks into the doctor's office
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.
"Like a glove."
I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies
I told him that's where I get toner
I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me
Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"
I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Office Pun
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it"
Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word!"
To whomever stole my copy of MS Office, I will find you.
My boss told me as a security guard my job is to watch the office.
I'm on season six so far, but not sure what it has to do with security.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
The worst thing about being fired from the unemployment office
Is that you have go back the next day.
Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on
The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license.
I'm gonna find you. You have my word.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
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