Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Microsoft Office Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valencioviegas
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Office puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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My dorky office pun of the afternoon imgur.com/4ZfGwLg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emichbe
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
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Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in the Post Office

They get really annoyed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willow-wolliW
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Boss told me as a security guard it's my job to watch the office

I'm on season six, don't know what it has to do with security though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/he_need_some_malk
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A man started wearing a blanket to the office

His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Somebody stole my microsoft office and they're going to pay

You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthCompetition4
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenebalism
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I just saw the maintenance guy change a lightbulb in our office.

He was climbing up the corporate ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I just logged out of my office.

Now my office smells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOTB03
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A guy came into my office today and said he could turn people into wind turbines.

I immediately became a huge fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateBandicoot9
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
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My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,

>Here comes the plane!

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I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...

...well, that's the Word on the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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A guy walks into his doctors office saying, β€œHelp me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” β€œHold on,” says the doctor,

β€œBe a little patient.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
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What did the doctor say when everybody left his office extremely slowly?

"I'm losing my patience!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingPinTony
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A man leaps into the Doctor's office, flashlight in his mouth, both hands behind his back, screaming "It's the mawkew! Oh God the Mawkew!!...

...I fell on my awt supplies and it went stwaight up my wectum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahughman
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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A new elevator was just put into my office building

Some would say that’s a STEP up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfalling52
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office, and they're going to pay.

You have my word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I’ve decided to open up an ophthalmologist office for homosexuals

It’s called The Gaze

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A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"

The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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Home Office Fitness
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What did the dragon say to the office worker?

You're fired!

Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieDR
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A mysterious thief has stolen all the toilets from the local sheriff's office.

The police have nothing to go on.

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"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"

"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"

"No I don't need that many"

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A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said β€œit’s becoming apparent that you’re becoming a parent”.

Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling

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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I was at work when i passed by the interviewer's office and saw a small bear walk out depressed, I went in and asked "Whats his deal?"

They said he wasn't Koalafied

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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I don’t like using Excel at my office

It invites people to spread sheet.

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Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.

You have my word.

(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterycereal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Microsoft office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_Hunt89
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Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stahrcrash
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There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.

At least he’s an ok broomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
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So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:

Dammit autocorrect!

I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!

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A man walked to the doctors office

The man says:" doctor, my hands don't stop shaking."

The doctor asked:"have you been drinking?"

Then the man replied:"no, I can't, because I spill all of it. "

A joke my dad told me

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Told my kid "Go to the Principal's Office!"

I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."

Homeschool is tough work....

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_partyraiser
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The teacher asked the student about the progress on the Microsoft Office course.

The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'

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Office Politics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qu1etus
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I just won an award for most secretive person in the office

I can't tell you how much it means to me

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This light in the bathroom at my office has been out for a year. Today it was finally replaced. One might say it was the β€œhighlight” of my day
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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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To the guy that stole my Microsoft office

I will find you. You have my word

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My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.

I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters...

He skipped the Q.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office. I’ll find out who it is.

You have my Word.

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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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As the newest medic on my shift, my boss told me it was my responsibility to watch the office.

I’m currently on season 6, and still have no idea what this has to do with being a medic.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is β€˜Mr. Compromise”.

It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Just another day at the office
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A patient goes into a doctor's office for examination...

Doctor: On a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain are you experiencing?

Patient: Ο€

Doctor: pi?

Patient: Low level, but never ending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerfDaRerf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Did you hear about the new Office rock band?

It's led by frontman Excel Rows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argash
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A spider called a tech support office

He needed help connecting to the web

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Our office has decided to employ livestock

So now I have a bunch of new cow-workers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wotah_Bottle_86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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So today I asked my wife if she knew of any krutches I could borrow for the upcoming office party.

Her: what are you supposed to be dressed up as?

Me: a walking dad joke.

Her: ...?

Me: I'd be kind of lame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I'm gonna save it for the Office
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πŸ‘€︎ u/endofdaays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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The cleaning crew stopped by my office to dust

I work in an office with 2 other guys and we all get along very well. Once every other week, a cleaning crew comes in to sweep, dust, mop etc.

One of the cleaning crew had a duster out and was dusting my coworkers desk. He told the lady to hit me with the duster as I was acting silly as usual. She said she couldn't as she would go to jail for battery. I said, "No. You would go to jail for assault with a dusty weapon."

The audible groans and chuckles were fuel to my dad humoured fire.

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Working at the unemployment office sucks.

If you lose your job you still have to come in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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If Trump is removed from office, he will no longer preside.

He will presiden't.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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A man walks into a doctors office. β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. β€œIt’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. β€œBlimey!” Says the doctor, β€œhow do your trousers fit?” β€œLike a glove.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenTranslator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Did you hear about the farmer who got fired from his new office job?

Apparently he misunderstood the term "spread-sheet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Macrohard Onfire.

Ps: not my original joke, shared from a WhatsApp group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amirhamzahoab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I came back from office early today

Only to work from home for the rest of the day

Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penzuin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?

The doctor brought out the tongue depressor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Waffle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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A chubby Mandalorian steps on the scale at the doctor's office. The nurse reads it and says, "215 lbs." Mando sternly replies "180 pounds..."

"this is the weigh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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The Office sent out an automated message to all the junk emails that they were getting

Dunder Mifflin this is spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahull95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.

. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

β€œNobody puts baby in a coroner”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, β€œYou are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”

Her: Yes

Me: I knew it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Eventually, we’re all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards

The writing is on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeRothel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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The perfect 2 in 1 office appliance: the PhotoCoffeer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OllieChaos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I finally snapped and walked all around my office with a pair of scissors.

It was time to cut the ties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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When answering a phone at the office.

Caller: Hello, is ... there?

Me: Yes, he/she is here. (pauses for five seconds) Is that all you wanted to know?

Caller: Oh, I’m sorry. May I speak to ... please?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebvillanueva
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Office Pun

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it"

Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.....

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenchDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters

He skipped the Q.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Max-Volume
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me β€œthe most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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