Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Microsoft Office Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valencioviegas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Office puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Microsoft Office puns got out of hand...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valyyn
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My dorky office pun of the afternoon imgur.com/4ZfGwLg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emichbe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
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Yesterday, I went to my psychiatrist office wearing saran wrap pants. And my psychiatrist said...

"Clearly; I can see you're nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeStamina
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What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
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A Physicist Walks into a Therapists office...

Doc: Tell me how you're feeling

Physicist: I'm low on energy and I'm beginning to think nothing matters.

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To whomever stole my copy of MS Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foogama
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My boss told me as a security guard my job is to watch the office.

I'm on season six so far, but not sure what it has to do with security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorazine222
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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A naked guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap

The psychiatrist says, β€œI can clearly see you’re nuts”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandmasGenitals
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.

Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?

All my Excels live in XLSX!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvanIVGrozny
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why did the gay man apply to the post office?

cuz he was interested in male delivery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The7thMagician
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?

Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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A cartoonist was found dead in his office

A cartoonist was found dead in his office.

Details are sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.

I just lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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My office chair broke

It’s letting me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shanisasha
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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The worst thing about being fired from the unemployment office

Is that you have go back the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on

The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...

...the nurse asks the rabbit, β€œwhat blood type are you?”

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitten-McSnugglet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Why don't women like MS office

Because it's Micro and Soft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why did the Joker enjoyed working in the post office on the weekends ?

Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k1ll1ngtime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Where do you put your problems when going to the office?

In the griefcase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?

The shredder. They fought with it too much.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, β€œDoctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”

The doctor looks at him and says, β€œSorry, I don’t follow you."

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What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.

Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RambuDev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Someone really did a number on the office bathroom.

I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license.

I'm gonna find you. You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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A thief took my Microsoft Office license key

I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did

Daughter: "Quarantine."

Me: . . .

Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.

Im gonna find you. You have my word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayewussupahaha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Coworker's response to us wearing similar outfits at office job

"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A man walks into the doctor's office

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.

"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.

"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.

"Like a glove."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.

I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."

"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies

I told him that's where I get toner

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I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwinDaPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AintNoSundanceKid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
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Office Pun

Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

Me: "I Excel at it"

Boss: "Wait, was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word!"

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