What is a highlighter's favorite Twister position?
What religious positions are open for women?
I have two jokes, one on momentum and another on the position of a particle.
but I can tell only one of them
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
Can someone help me with this crossword puzzle? 7 letters, starts with R, clue is "Taken away from original place or position"
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
I have a fear of being under something dirty but no one gets my position.
No one ever under stained...
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
With the barber shop finally open after many weeks, there was a huge crowd of people jostling for position to get in...
They really need a hair traffic controller.
“Dad, when you were in college, what was your position on marijuana?”
Dad: Slumped in a beanbag chair, mostly.
My position at work was eliminated and is now being done by a robot.
I guess you could say that I’m jobsolete.
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
Posted pic of my dog in weird position and got this.
A guy starts working at a submarine. In the first day he works as a cleaner, then helps at the kitchen. Next day he runs the ship. In the evening he’s absolutely exhausted so he asks his friend “Why I have to change my position every time?”
He replies “I know, this sub is full of reposts”
Is it the position of the full stop or going to prison is better than marriage?
People are starting to get angry, there’s too many who want my position, too many after my seat.
I think I better leave the toilet now.
Why do Mexican men get better positions out of college?
Because they can apply for señor positions
I’ve peaked. My girlfriend and her friend are both leaving their current jobs for better positions. This is the best joke I’ve ever made.
What’s Pinocchio’s favorite position?
Doggie style is a position
The knight had many standing positions for masturbating to chose from
Depending on the circumstances
Why do they call it the cowgirl position?
Isn't it kind of rude to call her a cow?
If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?
I know a guy who sells chairs designed for use in waiting rooms. He has a very high-level position.
He's the chair man of the bored.
My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. “Quit hurting your mother.” I said “ You’re grounded!”
A recruitment agency phoned me up. 'Can you tell me what your ideal position is?' asked the woman, very politely.
Apparently, 'legs up on the sofa' wasn't the answer she was looking for.
I asked my wife to try a new sex position but she refused
I guess you can’t teach an old pawg new tricks
Did you hear that Notre Dame is adding a new position to its football team?
Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?
He made too many rash decisions.
A knight that's specializes in sexual positions.
A bearded man applied to a position that required him to be clean shaven.
At the job interview, the manager of the company greeted the applicant and upon noticing his facial hair, promptly asked the man how attached he was to the beard.
The man, tugging on his facial hair, replied “very.”
The coach asked his quarterback to consider switching positions after an interception
Has the arthropod emery board position been filled yet?
Because if not I'd like to file a bug
After interviewing people for a position at my work
I asked a co-worker about her thoughts on the guy we just interviewed:
Her: I think it's a go, but I've having some reservations.
Me: Why? He's not a restaurant.
she laughed, but others within earshot groaned
What position would Luke Skywalker play on the Star Wars hockey team?
Finally proving my position as a dad!
My son and I got a pizza tonight, and as we were leaving my son saw a can of orange sunkist that had been run over by a car tire and said "hey dad look at this Sunkist!" And I replied "looks more like a crush to me!"
I asked my dad what position he played in high school football
"I played left out"
"What do you mean left out"
"I was always left out"
Finally read my daughter's PhD about types of wheels and none of her evidence supports her position.
Turns out she's just a spin doctor.