My wife called me at work and told me one of our envelopes is giving her an attitude

I told her I will address it when I get home

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?

A mean o acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sly_drummer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a canteloupe with a positive attitude?

A Can Eloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinbad909
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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What I don't like about rain is its attitude...

...always from above

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fordskis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...

it was a PELI-CAN'T!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...

They just didn't give a fork...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Cow in front of my house was showing me real attitude

She was being Moo-dy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Please pardon my attitude.

Due to coronavirus, I'm trying to stay negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude and acts lazy?

A beaver that doesn't give a dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call a ravine with an attitude?

A sarchasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashsmasher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Always try to keep your attitude like a chair in a tornado

Uplifted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonellaChikn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

RUDEolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeezer999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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My android butler has a really bad attitude

I think he has a chip on his shoulder.

[Source: Me, am a dad]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EedSpiny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Someone told me may your coffee be as strong as your daughters attitude

I told them that it have to be concrete.

*Not really a pun just thought it be a funny response to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarleCJ253
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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At least he has a can do attitude about it imgur.com/lPmKzdQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?

Lemon-Aid

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natefakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Tonight at dinner we were discussing my daughter's sassy attitude...

I said, "I won't stand for it".

My bf says "But would you sit for it?"

I told him he wasn't biologically a dad and it wasn't fair for him to be making dadjokes. He said two years as my children's "dad" was enough training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixieNurse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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What do you call an acid who has attitude?

A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProductEnthu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?

Amino Acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaterRae94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid πŸ˜‚.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madz528
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call an acid with attitude?

A meano-acid!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino Acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dream_tech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

a-mean-o-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-o-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schweetea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venki131
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superhairyface
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-Mean-oh Acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/play4hours
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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