My wife called me at work and told me one of our envelopes is giving her an attitude
I told her I will address it when I get home
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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What do you call a canteloupe with a positive attitude?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What I don't like about rain is its attitude...
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Cow in front of my house was showing me real attitude
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Please pardon my attitude.
Due to coronavirus, I'm trying to stay negative.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude and acts lazy?
A beaver that doesn't give a dam!
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What do you call a ravine with an attitude?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Always try to keep your attitude like a chair in a tornado
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
My android butler has a really bad attitude
I think he has a chip on his shoulder.
[Source: Me, am a dad]
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Someone told me may your coffee be as strong as your daughters attitude
I told them that it have to be concrete.
*Not really a pun just thought it be a funny response to them.
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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?
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Tonight at dinner we were discussing my daughter's sassy attitude...
I said, "I won't stand for it".
My bf says "But would you sit for it?"
I told him he wasn't biologically a dad and it wasn't fair for him to be making dadjokes. He said two years as my children's "dad" was enough training.
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︎ Dec 14 2013
What do you call an acid who has attitude?
A-mean-oh acid (amino acid) !!
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What do you call an Acid with a nasty attitude?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
what do you call an acid with an attitude?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
What do you call an acid with attitude?
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
This has probably been posted before but: what do you call an acid with an attitude?
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
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