I know how to lighten the mood!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
So I lost my Mood Ring today...
I'm not so sure how I feel about that.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how to feel about that.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.
At least that's what the sighentists say.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasnβt going to happen.
She said: βNot tonight. Period.β
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.
The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:
"Arghβ¦ kryptonite, getting weakerβ¦"
"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled
"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call a cat that's always in a good mood ?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Wife: Iβm not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I donβt know how to do C-Work.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but sheβs 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
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︎ May 28 2020
My wife said that her mood swings,
Well mine usually goes down the slide.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Mood
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Hopefully his mood is lightened up..
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Wasnβt in the mood to cut the grass.
I really need to get mowtivated.
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︎ May 04 2020
These crazy mood swings
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Maybe he is in the mood for a shot?
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︎ Jul 15 2018
Mood lifting
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why does earth always have mood swings?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Mood
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Someone just stole my mood ring.
I don't know how I feel about that.
(Credit to 30 Rock. Thought it fit here)
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Anyone in the mood for KFC?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
In an unreflective mood right now.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
How does an Alchemist get his woman in the mood?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
The cat is in a mood....
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︎ May 12 2019
[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods
Example: Depresso, Anxietea
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︎ Oct 02 2018
My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
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︎ Aug 14 2019
My friend said his job really takes a toll on his mood
I asked what his job was
He said βSoda pressingβ
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︎ Aug 05 2019
My mom's sister works in a bakery and is always in a bad mood.
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︎ Apr 17 2019
What do you call a train with constant mood swings?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
My wife was giving birth to our first born, I cracked a joke to lighten the mood - everybody laughed.
It was all about delivery
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︎ Mar 25 2019
If I were to break my arm, I'd be in a really bad mood...
...which is a shame, because otherwise I could make a humerus pun.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Someone stole my mood ring today.
I don't know how to feel about that.
My 70 year old uncle posted this on Facebook.
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︎ Jul 28 2015
I lost my mood ring today.
I don't know I feel about it.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Someone took away my mood ring
I don't know how I feel about it
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I just lost my mood ring
I canβt tell you how I feel about it
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︎ May 07 2020
Somebody stole my mood ring...
I still don't know how I feel about that.
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︎ May 24 2020
Somebody stole my mood ring.
I just don't know how I feel about that.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
i lost my mood ring this morning
i donβt really know how to feel about that
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Someone stole my mood ring
I dont know how i feel about that
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Lost my mood ring today
Not sure how to feel about it
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Someone stole my mood ring
Not sure how I feel about that
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Someone stole my mood ring...
I donβt know how to feel about that...
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I lost my mood ring...
I'm not sure how I feel about that at the moment.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Someone stole my mood ring :(
I canβt tell how I feel about that
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Someone stole my mood ring...
Iβm not so sure how I feel about that.
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︎ Sep 04 2018
I lost my mood ring today.
Iβm not sure how to feel about it.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
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