I know how to lighten the mood!

eats lightbulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quebloom6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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So I lost my Mood Ring today...

I'm not so sure how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimaWerewolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don't know how to feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...

She beats the eggs and whips the cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.

At least that's what the sighentists say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.

But No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterDragonIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.

She said: β€œNot tonight. Period.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brian_Cirgury
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you call a cat that's always in a good mood ?

Pawsitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SashaBanks2020
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My wife said that her mood swings,

Well mine usually goes down the slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoE_MoMA420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Mood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pnohgi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Hopefully his mood is lightened up..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Wasn’t in the mood to cut the grass.

I really need to get mowtivated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edward01986
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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These crazy mood swings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatalystCoin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Maybe he is in the mood for a shot?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Mood lifting
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why does earth always have mood swings?

Because it's bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Mood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Someone just stole my mood ring.

I don't know how I feel about that.

(Credit to 30 Rock. Thought it fit here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xminus01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Anyone in the mood for KFC?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savv1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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In an unreflective mood right now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbernipple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How does an Alchemist get his woman in the mood?

Elixir neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The cat is in a mood....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmyON85
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods

Example: Depresso, Anxietea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keat123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.

Their names are crabA and crabB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My friend said his job really takes a toll on his mood

I asked what his job was

He said β€œSoda pressing”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My mom's sister works in a bakery and is always in a bad mood.

She's my cross aunt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call a train with constant mood swings?

the bipolar express

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakexCake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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My wife was giving birth to our first born, I cracked a joke to lighten the mood - everybody laughed.

It was all about delivery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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If I were to break my arm, I'd be in a really bad mood...

...which is a shame, because otherwise I could make a humerus pun.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Someone stole my mood ring today.

I don't know how to feel about that.

My 70 year old uncle posted this on Facebook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGcamo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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I lost my mood ring today.

I don't know I feel about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Someone took away my mood ring

I don't know how I feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladiator_12739
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I just lost my mood ring

I can’t tell you how I feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiggyLT
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Somebody stole my mood ring...

I still don't know how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Somebody stole my mood ring.

I just don't know how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surabar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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i lost my mood ring this morning

i don’t really know how to feel about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickablash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Someone stole my mood ring

I dont know how i feel about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RVK_WAFFLE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Lost my mood ring today

Not sure how to feel about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuba_palooza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Someone stole my mood ring

Not sure how I feel about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshtonCroft37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Someone stole my mood ring...

I don’t know how to feel about that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxxtemptati
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I lost my mood ring...

I'm not sure how I feel about that at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Someone stole my mood ring :(

I can’t tell how I feel about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Someone stole my mood ring...

I’m not so sure how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H4D3N
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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I lost my mood ring today.

I’m not sure how to feel about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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